I think we’ve met the sock of The Second Stone. Same M.O. Inappropriate levels of outrage given the context.
Don’t carry your shit from one thread to another, you’ll get it all over everything. And don’t accuse another poster of sock puppetry, even in the Pit. I think the OP is hilarious, and yes, I thought it was someone parodying me. Cuz’ everything is about me.
Clearly the OP has never made cookies, because toll house cookies are almost as good unbaked as they are baked.
Well, you do have a special way of going nuclear.
Well, I do love to get baked and eat a bunch of no-bake cookies. That could be mistaken for hippie behavior.
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Great Username / Thread title combo.
Almost as if… nah, I’m reading too much into things.
I have a delicious recipe for no-bake cookies, if anybody wants it. The ingredients are indeed peanut butter and oats - plus sugar, cocoa, vanilla, salt and maybe one or two other ingredients I’m forgetting. They are sublime.
I’ve never heard of a no-bake cookie. How do they work? They sound sad. The best part of cookies is eating them when they’re warm and fresh.
I never even had a chance to say hello. 
no-bakes are awesome. Yes they’re a cookie. No, they aren’t cooked. I don’t care. I want one.
Deep fried cookies are properly no-bake, verdad?
Adding shredded coconut (1/2 to 1 cup, personal preference) makes these awesome!
Pass the raw cookie dough. I’m hungry.
Driveby. Register with a one-off name, post a screed, disappear.
How utterly invaluable for the community.
According to the Cookie Monster himself, cookie dough is dessert sushi.
(Although it should be dessert sashimi, since [as far as I know] sushi is all about the rice.)
Huh. I’ve been eating no-bake cookies since my mom made them in what, the 90’s? I guess she missed the notice that it was gluten/hippie/vegan thing.
That’s it. I’m going to go home and make some 90% Gluten mixed with veal and Fois Gras NO BAKE COOKIES!!!
Actually, I loved the OP! Rarely do we get such a frothy thread over a no bake cookie! That was enteraining.
Your mom was a hippie. Accept it.
I’ll bring the bacon and champagne.