I kind of wish our esteemed OP would come back as I’m curious as to who said IDIOT!!! is.
Leave out the peanuts and you get eskimo cookies.
I, for one, applaud NoBakeNonsense for starting this thread, and I wish to subscribe to his/her newsletter. Best over-the-top rant I’ve read in quite a while. You win a rock in a box.
Damn, I haven’t had no-bake cookies since they served them up in high school. Those cafeteria ladies, BTW, were about furthest thing from hippies anyone could imagine.
Washed up biker chicks?
It better be an igneous rock.
Well played.
Careful dude, that’s coprolite.
At the risk of being serious in this thread…
No-bake cookies (the ones with chocolate, peanut butter and oatmeal described upthread) are also called “chewy charlies” (by my sister-in-law who worked in a school cafeteria) and “preacher cookies” (one source said because when you saw the preacher coming on his horse, you could whip up a batch before he got to the house).
They are gluten free if you get gluten-free oats.
If he had attacked the people who put raisins in their no-bake cookies, I’d be on board.
Is that some form of non-fat Copper?
I know what Coprolite is.
No, shit.
Pic of the OP right after posting:
Did you seriously create an account here just so you could rant about no-bake cookies and leave?
Why this board? Did somebody in Cafe Society set off your no-bake cookiedar?
I like this new poster. Punctuation, paragraphs, coding all good. A few minor spelling errors. No biggie
I gotta say, I do hate no-bake cookies. I hate them a lot.
Not as much as the OP. Compared to the OP’s distilled essence of no-bake hate, I am more like a homeopathic infusion of no-bake hate.
If we bake cookies, why do we cook bacon? (Well, fry it, technically)
And why do soccer players champagne?
It’s a damn good thing you’re married to a mod cause that calls for a severe punishment.
Reported.