I think the disembodied, bloody heart and the badger bitch may have some stiff competition in the cashew-aphrodisiac Frieda Kahlo-esque nut magnet.
Some mightily ugly ad subtexts:
I didn’t remember the “80s song” part, but I was thinking of that spot during the last commercial break.
Movies so far… I know every action movie these days is pretty much a self-parody, at least to a certain degree, but Morgan Freeman as an assassin? Seriously? No. The Iron Man commercial was okay, but the suit looked a little too CGI. And frankly, I wanted them to crank the Black Sabbath song really loud instead of letting it play quietly in the background. It’s obvious, but it’s obvious for a reason.
I loved the Thriller lizards. I think they were absolutely adorable.
doritos was interesting. that mousie sure likes doritos.
Uh, he already played one, in Nurse Betty, opposite Renee Zellweger.
Edit: Morgan Freeman I mean, not the Doritos mousie. 
Justin Timberlake getting multiple hits to the balls? Always good.
Wow, they finally used that! I recall on a CBS special last year that that was one of the spots Doritos was contemplating, but ended up not using it.
The Doritos one had me fooled. I was sure he was gonna polish off the bag, stare forlornly at the little corner he cut off, and try to grab it back from the trap, which I’m sure is what they wanted you to think.
I was imagining a whole swarm of mice coming out of the hole and overwhelming him.
And I didn’t watch it. 
What I was trying to say (and edited out) wasn’t just that he was playing an assassin, but that he’s apparently in this glossy, big-budget action movie about super-assassins with Angelina Jolie. Kinda weird.
ah, now i get it the flavoured water is from sobe. that explains the lizards. i do enjoy “lil blizz”.
“YES: doin’ things is what I like to do… YES!”
Those lyrics are the best since Scarsbury Fair.
Jimmy Durante- the man the Super Bowl has been waiting for.
Meta-commentary cavemen. Almost amused me…
southwest airlines-wii very funny.
Don’t buy any medicine unless you read the label…except ours.
Yeah, they showed him right at the end. He’s what made that commercial.
shaq as a jockey? oy! the poor, poor, horsie.
Apparently, SalesGenie.com’s philosophy is “racism sells.”
That ad with the cartoon pandas and the excruciating Chinese accents was just terrible.