No Weenie! No Weenie! No Weenie! (Not a personal problem thread.)

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Giant Weenie is tolen from South Carolina town.
Town aghast over loss of popular Weenie.
Read all about it.

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3335078&nav=0RaPZm0d

[Marlitharn]

That is the most exquisitely funny thing I’ve seen in ages.

Lieutenant Jerry Waldrop says it’s hard to hide a ten foot weenie.

I wonder if he’s speaking from experience?

[Hal_Briston]

Ardrey says he thought the weenie might have blown off the building in Tuesday night’s storms, but he says he couldn’t find it in the neighborhood.

Wow…I wouldn’t thought your could blow a weenie that size…

[Monstre]

Great ending line, too:

Ardrey says he’s thinking about offering a reward to get his weenie back.

[Daithi_Lacha]

@Monstre

Great ending line, too:

You just know the folks in the press room were laughing themselves silly over that one!

[Scumpup]

Elanor Roosevelt loved to put a weenie in her mouth.

[Kythereia]

Sometimes, truth is, indeed, stranger than fiction.