No, you can't get to heaven (no, you can't get to heaven)

[Shodan]

You can’t get to heaven
In the pastor’s car,
'Cause the gosh-darn thing
Stops at every bar.

I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more,
Ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no more,
Ain’t gonna grieeeeve my Lord no more.

Regards,
Shodan the Nostalgic