I keep popping back in to see if the OP has returned. You’d think I woulda learned after page 3…
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No no: It’s 15 minutes of squeezin’, 15 minutes of teasin’, and 15 minutes of blowin’ his top (yeah yeah yeah!).
I joined just for such crossing-the-line moments. It brings humor into my otherwise empty life. Well, empty except when I’m in the crapper.
Wait. Eight pages and no one’s thrown in the
I’m masterbating like a motherfuck!!!
reference yet???
I’m very disappointed in you all.
Spell check! Aisle 8!
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How the fuck did you do that?
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How the fuck did you do that?
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With PHP tags.
Thanks.
Not if you have anything to say about it. 
You just can’t get enough.
When you are coming over?
“Hey, I just wanna sniff your undies, not marry 'em.”
I wonder if **Sat on Cookie **has cleaned her bathroom yet?
You wondered so hard you had to resurrect a 5 year hold thread?
Is that a problem?
Wow. just wow.
I had roofers… and I have kitties. My house has an enclosed once-back-porch that is now laundry room and teenytiny toilet.
I hauled litterboxes in and locked kitchen door, leaving water & lemonade on the washer, and toilet accessible to my workers. They thanked me LOTS. So I had to air the tiny toilet. I have a good roof! Mellow out, dear… did you really want to do that work yourself?
admittedly, one of my kitties has Farts of Amazing Stinkiness that rival anything a human leaves. My fault for naming her Fragrant Jasmine…
That’s right you can’t. Take this bucket and go shit in your van.
Military maneuvers people, shit shower shave before you head out!
As the topic is 5 years old and the OP hasn’t posted anything in over a year, I think you’re just going to have to wonder forever.
There’s gotta be something better to do with your time… :dubious:
Where have you been?
Bathroom.
For 5 years?
My zipper was stuck.
While there’s no rule against it, and you’re not going to get in trouble for doing it, we’d generally prefer if you didn’t bump years old threads unless you’ve got something substantial to add to the subject.
Since that’s rather unlikely to happen in this case, and since the OP isn’t around any more to defend herself, I’m going to close this thread.