I do it at work where I get paid for shitting.
I don’t have time to read the whole thread; I just wanted ya’ll to know I’m not avoiding you on purpose. I will say that regardless of various less-than-complimentary sentiments, no one is going to change my mind. I’m satisfied I’m not a jerk and my complaint is warranted, so there ya go.
As you were.
Ah. A classic defense. The rest of the regiment is out of step-it couldn’t possibly be me. :rolleyes:
Soooo…this is how this thread is so far
Sat on Cookie: I’m too good to let a carpet cleaner shit on my throne
Rest of SD: Umm…that’s a little rude, unless there is something we’re missing
Sat on Cookie:You’re all wrong, but I’m too good to elaborate, ta ta now.
Memo to self, remember the name Sat on Cookie
And the OP wanders into the thread, sticks fingers in ears, and wanders out shrieking LA LA LA LA LA LA.
Word.
So… you didn’t read our responses, refuse to entertain the thought that you might be wrong on this one, also refuse to give details that might shed light on the situation and thus turn the tide in your favour, and still sit smugly with your arms crossed, resolute and content in the notion that you somehow find it mortally offensive that someone took a shit in a bathroom.
You, ma’am, are fucking amazing.
Suck my balls, you fucking snob.
Why do I picture the OP as having a bathroom filled with decorative soaps and towels that should never, ever be used under any circumstances?
Wow … ninety-something posts, and the “why difference does it make that they’re fat, you sizeist!” crowd hasn’t checked in yet. The Pit ain’t what it used to be.
Anyhow, if someone working at my house needs to use the head, I’ll gladly show them the way, and make sure it’s loaded with toilet paper first. It’s just a common courtesy that I would want extended to me, if I was in the same situation. Sometimes my shit literally doesn’t stink. Sometimes I leave a peeler. If someone gassed up my bathroom, it’s karmatic payback for the load I might have left at a friend’s house in the past. Turn on the vent, light a candle, spray some Lysol around, and be thankful you’re not cleaning the dirt and pet urine-encrusted carpets of strangers for a living.
It seems to me you’re awfully uppity for someone a cookie up her ass.
Well, that’s us told. I’ve suddenly changed my mind. :rolleyes:
Me too. But, apparently like you and unlike the OP, after they’ve left I break out the Lysol and the toilet brush and make everything all better.
I’m also (like others here) getting a distinct sense of classism from the OP. Talk about stench.
I only lets fine lookin’ wimmen use my bathroom to takke big old dumps.
Yours in poo,
Chuch Berry
And i’m satisfied that you are, and it’s not, so there ya go.
I’m so glad I read this thread. The cable guy is coming to work on the modem today, so I’ve double checked the guest bath to make sure it’s stocked with toilet paper and a handy can of aerosol disinfectant in the top drawer.
You’re forgetting the issue of Playboy.
And remembered to have her husband reschedule his lunch so that he could be home with her when the cable guy arrives- in the event that 70’s style porno music starts when he walks through the door, I’m burning the house down. Damn cable guys…not as bad as pizza delivery, but right bastards all the same.
Seriously, when I have anyone working for me- contractor, repairman, etc. I make sure to offer them a beverage, a snack if I have anything handy, and let them know where the facilities are. I also make a point of shaking their hand before and after the job is done, and let them know if they need anything to just ask.
Funny thing- I’ve never been the victim of poor workmanship on a contracted job, and I’ve never felt cheated by the bill. Coincidence, surely.
So are you this much of an obnoxious bitch in real life, or just on message boards?
I think it’s a nice gesture to leave a can of air freshener out where it can be seen by those who are embarrassed about making a stink.
Sat on Cookie, You should also ban young children from using your bathroom. I can’t count the times when the house has been full of kids and I’ve walked in the bathroom to find an unflushed load. Those little fuckers don’t wash their hands either.
She gets a pass in my house.
( … oh, what’s that, honey?)
mrs bordelond extends a pass also to Johnny Depp.