Nobody believes I'm gay.

The BBQ Pit
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I believe you. One down seven billion to go. Your among friends. :slight_smile:

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I was, but she turned out to be a witch.
Oh.
THAT Dorothy.
Looks at gay card for hyperlinks to the RNC site

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Good point actually. You either act really flaming, or you continually deny it while plastering your cubicle with 300 posters and get really testy with people who suggest that’s sorta gay. Keep telling people you hate being labeled.

Everyone will think you’re gay in no time.

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  1. And make sure you tell lots of gay jokes. All. The. Time. (Like a gauy I know)

  2. When you see men who are buff (or even not buff), go up to them and say, “My, have you been working out?,” and squeeze/touch their bicep/chest, etc. while saying it.

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Could someone please explain to me the different forums? For example why is this thread in the pit ?

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I dunno. I’m bisexual, so half the time I apparently don’t even exist.

That said, Santa is a Friend of Dorothy’s. And I got that direct from the horse’s mouth, as it were.

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I think you want meant was “Step into the back room, sir! If this doesn’t hurt, we’ll believe you!”
:smiley:

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I’m gay for ganache.

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You could upset LonesomePolecat, he might call you gay. Or a cunt.

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If it doesn’t hurt just a bit you’re not doing it right.

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matt, maybe you could combine that job with this one: Job Opening for Canadopers: Condom Tester (must be good fit).

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No, I believe matt mcl has just inadvertently revealed slightly more information than he might have wanted to.

panache45, if it makes you feel better, I’m fairly sure I’d got the idea that you’re gay from somewhere.

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And here I thought when you wanted to work in the back room, it was something to do with politics.

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No dear, smoke-filled room is politics. Back room is gay sex and Marlene Dietrich.

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I thought back room was stolen goods. Is it where you steal gay politicians now?

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guess those republicans just can’t separate business from pleasure…

37

If you’re a dude, nice quote.

If you’re a chick, please PM me with when and where I can find you next Friday night and whether you prefer to have your clothes torn from your body all at once or piece by piece.

38

Or get a copy of World of Warcraft (you can download it) and make a male human paladin. 11 million players will start calling you gay - and you get pink armor!

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I’m not gay, and you don’t even think I’m hot. So, what difference does it make?

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