Here’s a picture of my babies. Aren’t they the cutest, sweetest kitties you’ve ever seen? 
You suck, cat hater… :wally
I don’t normally use smileys, but: 
Yes, no more talk about cats.
We should discuss my new puppy.
Ouch! Stop biting my ankles. No, outside! - do that outside…
My cats used to love drinking antifreeze; but I had to make them stop because it made them taste funny.
I like cats but, admittedly, they do make awfully good minesweepers.
Hey, my cat is on that site! Look for Dot, that’s my baby! Well, one of 'em. Awww, so hateful. 
Well, I care. So there. Pffffttt.
Don’t like to see cat pics? Hint- don’t fucking click on them.
Why do all of your cats look as if they’ve just finished a particularly satisfying orgy?
Ava
My dog’s breath smells like your cat.
My cat hates you is the most adorable collection of cats I’ve ever seen. I’m going to put my little angels pictures there.
I care about my cats. You’re not much of a psychic. You should team up with Miss Cleo.
Bring on Stegapuss and Catatomic. They’ll set things right.
My cat took the cutest dump the other day. Then it broke some stuff. Then it slept for 6 hours. God, it was so fucking great. My cat is a goddam genius.
Actually, I don’t have a cat.
Cats. Fucking sneaky little hairball-upchucking shit factory stinky piss puke-on-the-floor yowl-all-night claws-in-my-nuts hair-shedding bastards. Did I mention puking up on the floor regularly.
Gotta go home and feed the little sunsabitches now…
My cat is kept indoors and doesn’t even get a chance to fuck! 
Hmm, maybe that is why it got stuck halfway in and halfway out of my 16th floor window on Sunday…
Ah, shit you didnt’ want to know, did you?
I can’t debate. I’m not married, nor do I have children. Or friends.
Nobody wants to hear about my icky job. I answer a question once in a blue moon (current definition). I don’t watch much TV.
What else in my pathetic life am I supposed to talk about?
Bah. I know that everyone logs onto here each day merely to see if I’ve posted any tidbits of info about my cat. Because my cat protects the world from invisible supernatural beings, who try to enter this dimension through some kind of space/time warp in my hallway.
May cat says you are sooooo lucky the SDMB won’t let him search for ‘cat’ threads.
I dare you
"Your ass is mine you little punk… soon as I can ummph… get my legs to support my full body weight… but when that happens, and it might be sooner than you think monkey boy, you’re going to get an asskicking punk ! Bank on it!