“Not any more Clark, too much cholesterol.”
Squirrel!
I appreciate that, Clark.
She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.
He got a bit of the Mississippi leg-hound in him. Little advice though, if he does lay into ya, best you just let him finish.
Is Rusty still in the navy?
Huh. Four Vacation movies, four different actors played Rusty.
Well, if it gets dented, my hair just ain’t going to look right.
A trumpet mournfully blaring the last chords to “Come All Ye Faithful” as the Griswold’s station wagon drives off with a giant tree, roots and all, tied to its roof.
Hey Griz if you’re not doing anything useful go into the kitchen and get my stogey.
Uncle Louis and Aunt Bethany easily steal the show once they arrive.
Now Clark, this could be his last Christmas.
(Clark) If he keeps this up, it will be his last Christmas.
Cousin Eddie: *“After that long drive, we could use a little private time together. Honey, why don’t you run and get the kid’s things. And, don’t forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils!” *
Just watched it tonight.
“Hey kids, look a deer.”
Flips the bird as a couple of scary looking rednecks happen to pass by.
He worked really hard Grandpa.
So do washing machines.
Hans, bubbie, I’m your white knight.
Sorry, wrong traditional Christmas movie.