Hey, it seems to be common knowledge that all you guys are gonna cancel each other out, and the only votes that matter are from Ohio. So why not save a lot of time and energy, and just let us decide the election.
And it’s not like we haven’t paid our dues. Months of annoying, redundant TV commercials . . . being constantly reminded that “No Republican has ever blah blah blah” . . . and now we’re up to 20 robo-calls a day (all but one have been Republican).
So just take the day off. Sleep late, catch a movie, rake the leaves. Why waste your time standing in line, when your vote won’t matter anyway. Leave it to us.
Well some of us have to vote in senate and congressional races too, so it’s not much trouble to vote for president at the same time.
Not that it mattered in my district, mind you. My Republican congressperson ran unopposed and the Democratic candidate for the Senate was a fake, non-Democrat who the DNC didn’t support. So I really probably could have stayed home after all.