Non-sensical, "profound" quotes, I pit thee.

All things are possible - if you have more variables than you have equations.

"man without tissue takes matter into his own hands. "
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Uh, wow.

First of all, it’s "Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. " Keats. “Ode on a Grecian Urn.”…

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So… what’s a Grecian urn?

“Confucious say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”

From http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=boiling_blood

Okay, he said both. The ‘mistake’ line is the one I’ve heard quoted more often.

About 10 dinares a day.

“The higher, the fewer.” – Alexander, son of Worf

No, no. The correct answer is, “Only a Roman knows.”

“The world is too much with us. Getting and spending, we lay waste to our powers…”

It’s not as if navel gazing hasn’t been TRIED for CENTURIES with ABSOLUTELY no results!

Except for some thoroughly gazed navels, of course.

“History doesn’t repeat itself, but…
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My pet peeve:
“Send not to know for whom the bell tolls: It tolls for thee.”
– John Donne, idiot poet

I understand what he was getting at, but it makes no logical sense. If the church bell is tolling for you, you wouldn’t be able to send anyone anywhere, now would you? And if it isn’t tolling for you, why shouldn’t you want to know who just died?

Bah. Romantics and their kin belabor fools.

I think this is from Mark Twain:

“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does harmonize.”

Anyhow, I like it.

I accidentally resurrected a zombie. Sorry, my bad.

Time wounds all heels…

“What does a yellow light mean?”

PostSecret is awful for this. There are quotes meant to sound deep but are wildly impractical. One is: * “I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.” *

Umm…because humans have jobs, responsibilities, bills to pay, families, etc.? Should we all up and abandon our families in the name of pursuing a deep inner yearn to wander?

If you resurrect a zombie the zombie may resurrect you.

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.