Anybody have any quotes that are really good but not widely known?
“We start every day with a prayer: ‘Oh God, please don’t let me die today. Tomorrow would be so much better.’” -Fwiffo of Spathiwa
Treat every day like its your last day on earth- A lot of whimpering and cryine and asking why while curled up in a fetal ball
“We are not featuring masochism this season in hell, psychic or any other kind.” - William S. Burroughs
“We must find the cause of this effect, or rather this defect, for this effect defective must have cause.” - Shakespeare, Hamlet, spoken by Polonius
We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by
embracing one another. – Luciano De Crescenzo (b. 1928), Writer, author
“Happy! Do you take me for an idiot?” - Charles De Gaulle to a journalist
“Somebody had to do it. And it’s really pathedic that it had to be us” - Jerry Garcia of Grateful Dead
“For every complex problem, there is a simple solution. . . and it is wrong.”
—John E. E. Dalberg-Acton, Lord Acton
Tom~
Descartes was one of those who think, therefore they are/Those who don’t think, but are anyway, outnumber them by far – Ogden Nash
Catrandom
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” – Albert Einstein
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
The best Einstein quote, albeit not so obscure:
“There are two things in that are infinite: human stupidity and the universe. And I’m not so sure about the latter.”
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
“I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum . . . and I’m all out of bubblegum.”–Rowdy Roddy Piper
Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people. To destroy this invisible government, to dissolve the unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt
politics, is the first task of the statesmanship of today.
During the whole period of written history, it is not the workers but the robbers who
have been in control of the world.
Two more I’d like to share …
“The state, it cannot be too often repeated, does nothing and can give nothing which it
has not taken from somebody.”
“A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big
enough to take from you everything you have.”
“Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some pharcical aquatic ceremony !”
Mony Python, The Holy Grail - stated by the most shabby and uneducated dark age farmer you could possibly imagine 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
“A Rolodex is a wonderful substitute for actual knowledge.”----Robert Bork
“Look at the little monkey run” – Howard Cosell.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them. – William Clayton
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail. – Abraham Maslow
A witty saying proves nothing. – Voltaire
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite. – John Kenneth Galbraith
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end—I shouldn’t be at all surprised. – Dorothy Parker
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
‘my name is enigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die’
we’re all here, because we’re not all there!
“There has never been a night so dark as to hinder the coming day.” – John Brown from his prison cell
“Draw near to me, you who are untaught, and lodge in my school.” – Joshua Ben Sira
“It’s not my fault!” – Han Solo
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
-Ozzy