Nonbelievers: if you HAD to give lip service to one religion, what would you choose?

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Shot_From_Guns

Pretty sure that if the second coming of Christ is going to bring about the literal bodily resurrection of all Christians, he wouldn’t have any problems with some radiation thrown his way.

Woman, I thought I told you to neuralize yourself!

[Kalhoun]

@Gus_Gusterson

I’d go with UU. The church is in walking distance of my house, they suspend services in the summer, and they don’t go on and on about God and Jesus. They also don’t seem to ask the congregation to hand over lots of money.

UU for me, too. You don’t have to believe in anything to join, which is right where I want to be.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Pretty sure that if the second coming of Christ is going to bring about the literal bodily resurrection of all Christians, he wouldn’t have any problems with some radiation thrown his way.

Christ is a Jew, and therefore cruelly excluded from the coming resurrection. Ironic, really.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Woman, I thought I told you to neuralize yourself!

Sorry, the machine’s offline. They can’t send a tech out until next Tuesday.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Christ is a Jew, and therefore cruelly excluded from the coming resurrection. Ironic, really.

Fool of a Took!

He’s excluded from the coming resurrection because he’s ALREADY RESURRECTED. He’s not Buffy Summers, after all.

[mbh]

I would probably go Episcopalian. Mostly to annoy my Baptist and Catholic relatives.

Besides, the Episcopalians strike a nice balance. Enough pomp and ceremony to make it worth your time, but not as tedious as Catholic services.

On the other hand, Oakminster makes a compelling case for paganism.

[ExTank]

Well, paganism would probably be my first choice, but I might give Sikhism a go.