Noooooo! Why now when I am BROKE!?

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC is having a concert here in my very own town Sunday night Oct 1. It costs 25.00 I am broke and can’t go! Shit! I went all through jr high and high school listening to this guy and Dr Demento and could use some good laughs! Dammit. Anyone want to wire me 25 dollars? lol PLEASE {making puppy dog eyes}

Ever try selling plasma?

But, perhaps we could make a deal. Are there any services you could provide that might be worth $25 perhaps?
I’ll entertain any REASONABLE offer.