NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The BBQ Pit
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Aw shit.

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There, there. Feel better now? Now, what made you do this?

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Ummmmm…

I whole-heartedly agree!

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Sorry, the election didn’t turn out the way I wanted it to. I’m better now.

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I know how you feel Opal. I got my first locked thread about the same subject today. Oh well.

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If this thread is about what I think it is about, I would like to take the opportunity to propose marriage to the male EuroDopers. Any or all of them. I am not particular, and I can cook. Just get me out of este maldito pais*.

If this thread isn’t about what I think it’s about, y’all can still consider yourselves proposed to.

*N.B. Hablo espanglish solo cuando I’m having a particularly violent fit of loathing for my native land. You may draw tus propias conclusiones about the reason.

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Oh, good, the thread IS about what I thought it was about. It would be rather embarrassing to throw random marriage proposals into a thread about Opal’s new kitty clawing the furniture.

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Wow…I thought this would be Stoid’s election reaction.

Cheer up, Opal. There’s no place for Dubya to go…but DOWN.

(Gore in '04!)

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Well am I glad I’m a nightowl. All the rest of them are most likely asleep I’ll have to step up and take you of their hands :D.

You did like Dublin didn’t you ?

As for the OP while it doesn’t really effect me (hopefully) I’ll add in a big Irish SHITE and BOLLOCKS to the proceedings.

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Wow, iampunha, I’m impressed.

And feeling pretty much the same way.

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First, iampunha I’m impressed by the work. However, there are too many happy faces in that crowd. It looks like the Republican Governors Meeting. It’d be more appropos if it were to look like this (I cheated and quoted you).
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Second. You wussie liberals, progressives, democrats, etc. better not flee to Canada, Europe, Asia, Mars, etc. and leave me here all alone to stop Bush from screwing up the country. Stay and fight like men! I can’t educate him by myself. Fuck, Yale couldn’t educate him! Don’t you dare abandon me!
Look at it this way… All of you who wanted to start stand up careers now have an easy on ramp to launch yourself. Take it like Letterman and Miller. Get a laugh out of the next four years!

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Hmm, maybe I’ll return to Sweden with Anniz after her trip here next month.

I’m really afraid of what’s going to happen to the USA in the next four years.

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I’m just glad it’s over !

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Glad y’all liked it. I was going to go with PUTZ smilies, but they’d be all messy.

Oh, hell . . .

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Bit much, or no?

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Actually, I think the country’ll be fine, but I just got caught up in the spirit.

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Being equally resigned to the inevitable and tired of all the squabbling:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :o:o:rolleyes::o:o :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes::o:o:o:o:rolleyes:
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Whoops! Left my G looking like a C-.

Eh. Whatcha gonna do? :rolleyes::o

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Good thought, archiveguy, but you have the G a bit off. And I wanted to make it more seasonal . . .

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Comments? Should I get a life?

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Opal: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

I am so glad this is over with. Now maybe we can actually step back away from the bats and stones and see if things turn out well. If we all work together and give it a chance, maybe it will.

Or maybe I’m tired of seeing 25 threads in GD bashing Bush. It gets old.

[sub]and you’ll never guess who I voted for, so don’t assume[/sub]:smiley: