I mean, just how stupid do you have to be to write a headline like this?
7 killer features in Chevrolet’s new $30,000 electric car
Purposely-broken link:
http://www.businessinsider.comXXX/chevrolet-bolts-killer-features-2016-9
At first I thought your subject line was written in middle English…
I thought of this: “TYME SEFARI INC. SEFARIS TU ANY YEER EN THE PAST. YU NAIM THE ANIMALL. WEE TAEK YU THAIR. YU SHOOT ITT”
OMG, are you saying Deutscher is going to win?
Looks just fine to me. If you read “features that will kill you” instead of the obvious other dictionary definition “strikingly impressive or effective” features, you’re obviously suffering from crippling cynicism. 
They not only got you to click, but they also got you to post a link. The headline writer did their job.
(FWIW, Business Insider is just another pile of clickbait. The only thing they have on Buzzfeed is a title and website design that doesn’t make it obvious when you’re wasting time at work…)
It’s a fine line between your business and success.