North West is a totally acceptable name

Eh, I’ve known a Cherry. She was a first-generation American born by Japanese immigrant parents. I often wondered if she was actually named Cherry, or if her parents named her Sakura (Cherry Tree/Blossom in Japanese, a very common name there) and she just went by Cherry, if they decided to just translate Sakura when it came time to name her, or if it’s just a coincidence. But if I didn’t know that she was Japanese and Sakura was a common name there, I probably wouldn’t have noticed. I think it’s a perfectly fine name.

ETA: But really, I don’t feel like names convey feelings that much. Sure, Jeffrey means “gift of peace” (or “God Peace” according to some places, whatever that means), but when you hear “Jeffrey” do you really think of the meaning, or do you just say “hey that’s a name!”? At best you might associate it with other people you know with that name. At least it’s that way for most people I know.

I’m pretty sure they’re not married. Is her divorce from the guy she was legally married to when she got pregnant even final yet?

But why did they have to give her the middle name of “Teeny”? I know she was small and had red cheeks as a baby, but still…

Totally off-topic, but that woman’s voice drives me nuts (and not in a good way). Not her fault, of course, but it does. She was an announcer on New York’s classical radio station for years, so I heard her speaking all the time. Haven’t heard her in a while – either she’s left the station, or switched to a time when I’m not listening to the radio.

That retarded looking football player? I think they were married for a short enough time that they just got an annulment. Or something. It made for the greatest The Soup clip ever!

How about “Rose” or “Lily”?

eliahna:

No kidding, Moses Malone was a heck of a basketball player.

That was just wrong on a whole other level, naming his daughter Moon Unit. Everyone knows Moon Unit is a boy’s name.

Well, that’s just it. Flowers ***are ***more ethereal and emotional than fruit. Mainly because we don’t eat them. They’re purchased, given & appreciated as pure symbols of beauty & perfection. Fruits are more of a practical commodity like wheat & rice.

Ok, smartypants. How about Peaches? Or Rosemary?

Like I said, Peaches is a stripper name! And Rosemary (what is that, a spice?) well, that’s a fat girl’s name! :smiley:

Well…what if it’s Edward Keinholz’s car?

Hmm, I’m intrigued, but have no idea what I’m looking at there!

My neighbors have a 13 year old girl named Cinnamon Candyapple. I’d like your esteemed opinion on that name, please.

Also, Tu Morrow? Like, tomorrow? I don’t know quite why but I think I hate that more than North West.

My condolences…

Yeah, that is actually even dumber. Akin to Ben & Ilene Dover!

Back Seat Dodge '38. It’s at the LACMA.