North fucking West? That is the best you can come up with? You really hate your child. School is going to be so pleasant for her.
I sincerely hope that this is a trick that they are pulling on the media and us.
Why the Fuck would you name a kid North West?:smack::smack::smack:
Yeah, I’m sure she’s going to have a really tough time.
Celebrity names are stupid, but they’re not just naming their child - they’re setting up her future brand. It’s not something us mortals are meant to understand.
And her nickname will be Nori. “Hi, seaweed!”
I wonder if Delta airlines would care, since they still own the trademark for Northwest Airlines, which they still used until 3 years ago…
Is the middle name “Bynorth”?
I think being the daughter of two of the biggest celebrities is going have to have a bit more of an effect on her life than her name.
I don’t know why people are so obsessed with children getting teased in school about their names. When I think of some of the cruel things kids said to each other at school, calling Edward Ketty “Eddy Ketty Spaghetti” isn’t the one that jumps out as one of our most damaging taunts.
I don’t believe this at all. First, I heard on the radio that they named the girl Kadence and B. North doesn’t fit with their whole stupid “K” thang.
Of course, then the Narcissism kicks in and they start suing anyone with either North or West in their company or product name.
I for one hope celebrities kids get teased for anything at school. Hopefully it’ll keep them from growing up to be entitled little shits.
If the reports are true, it’s actually not that bad.
“North” is well known, easy pronounce and spell. It’s also a common surname. So, none of this “What’s that?” or “How do you say it?”
Hell of a lot better than Moxie Crimefighter, Moon Unit, or Dweezil. Less ridicule inducing, to be sure, than Blanket.
Knorth?
If North West grows up someday and has a child by the same name it will be North by North West
I heard Kadence too. My first thought was Kadence as in Decadence?
I’m not sure why, but the name North West pisses me off more than Pilot Inspektor or Moxie Crimefighter. It’s just so utterly lame and unimaginative.
If they want to call her “Nori” they should have just named her that.
Too bad they didn’t have a boy. They could have named him Peter North.
Not mad at the OP poster per se, but I fucking hate threads with nondescript titles that end up feeding me gossipy filth. People who give a shit about vapid celebutants and their publicity stunts should post fair warning in their topics: [Warning, Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Celebrity Fawning!].
I’m going to have to drink extra heavy tonight to pickle away the festering insipidness.
I don’t see any fawning. Just point-and-laugh.
Do you think they should have gone in a different direction?
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I don’t see any fawning. Just point-and-laugh.
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Sure. Warning can change to suit the post. How 'bout [Warning, Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Celebrity Ogling!]
(But what about our sales?!)