Nostradamus, the man who predicted NOTHING!

I was afraid someone was going to bring that one up, so I guess we should squelch it right now. The simplest answer is this. No, Nostri never made such a prediction. See this site for the full facts. http://www.snopes.com/rumors/predict.htm

Right after September 11, 2001, somebody (perhaps somebody who wanted to boost their sales of books about Nostradamus?) started to circulate a bogus prediction on the web that claimed he had written two quatrains about the sky burning in a new city, about two “brothers” torn apart by chaos in the “city of york”. Sounds real spooky until you realize that the eight lines in question are made up of several invented lines that Nostradamus never wrote including the part about two brothers in the city of York, plus a bunch of other lines that he did write but that have been pulled from other quatrains and modified to make them fit better.

Furthermore, Nostradamus never wrote that the sky would burn at 40 degrees (which is roughly the latitude of New York). What he wrote was:

Cinq et quarante degrez ciel bruslera
Feu approcher de la grand cité neuve
Instant grand flamme esparse sautera
Quand on voudra des Normans faire preuue.

Which could maybe be translated as:

Five and forty steps or maybe degrees
the sky will burn
Fire approaching the large new city
Instantly a great thin flame will leap
When someone will want to test the Normans.

New York City is about 39 degrees 55 minutes North Latitude. If the sky burned at 45 degrees, it would be burning at the Canada-US border 300 miles north of NYC.

However, Kanicbird, the part I find distressing is when you say, “The New City could very easily fit the WTC, basically cities onto themselves, with their own zip code, and certainly a city within a building was certainly new to Nostrodamus.”

What you seem to be implying is that we should assume that some magical supernatural force who knew that September 11 would occur over 400 years later was feeding Nostradamus this information and that the reason his description of the WTC is not more accurate is just that Nostradamus did not have the right language to explain huge office complexes.

Whoooooaaaaaah there fella! I know exercise is good for you, but you could seriously sprain yourself jumping to that many conclusions!

Using the principle of Occam’s Razor (google it if you don’t know about it) we go for the simplest explanation.

First, although Nostradamus lived from 1503 to 1566, (Columbus reached the New World in 1492) he never once mentioned America or the New World. This is not really surprising. William Skakespeare, who lived from 1564 to 1616, during which time the English were establishing colonies in America, never once mentions the New World except for one or two vague references to the “Indies” which could mean the west or east Indies.

But one city that Nostradamus certainly knew about was Venice, which is about 45 degrees north latitude and which was an enormously powerful commercial and military hub of Europe and the Old World in the 1500s.

In fact, when you read his predictions, you note an enormous number of lines that seem to suggest great naval battles in the Adriatic, the arm of sea that leads to Venice.

You see, this man who obviously just used guesswork and normal human knowledge to pretend he had amazing powers of prophecy so he could sell his books (say isn’t that what people are doing with his stuff on the internet right now?), really saw things with the very limited vision of a man of his time. He thought he was safe in predicting lots of major fights ad events in the Adriatic because Venice was so important. What he could not know is that Venice would soon begin a decline that would continue until the whole city surrendered to Napoleon without a fight a couple of centuries later. In other words, nothing much happened in the Adriatic.

So this is my final, honest-and-cross-my-heart posting about that old fraud. But let me leave you with a few points to ponder.

Most people in the world do not speak or read French, especially not French from the 1500s, and cannot check this guy out for themselves and make an objective, personal decision on the validity of his so-called predictions.

Nostradamus is not nearly as popular in French-speaking countries, where more people can check out the original, as in the rest of the world, where people are told what Nostradamus supposedly said. Hmmmmmm! Wonder why?

Most people “learn” about Nostradamus from books, articles and TV shows written principally in English and other languages, by people who have a vested interest in selling nice, spooky stories about the “amazing predictions” of Nostradamus to make a nice piece of change.

Many of the people who write about the “amazing” Nostradamus do no speak or read French. They are just basing themselves on other people’s translations in books about how “amazing” he was.

People WANT to believe in spooky, amazing prophecies. It is fun. Guys like me who write the plain truth are about as interesting as watching paint dry, and I know it.

Like Forest Gump used to say: “And that’s all I have to say about that!”

New subject anyone?

No scratching here! You’re predicting that the Witch Doctor told you what to do!

This post made me wonder, given he was a writer, does anyone know what Nostradamus himself had to say about the ‘predictions’? Did he state that that was what they were?

Nostradamus was supposed to have predicted the fall of the House of Valoise (the reigning family of France) at his time. Supposedly, Nostradamus predicted the fate (accurately) of the sons of the Queen…anybody know about this?

The house of Valois ended with the successive reigns of three brothers, Francis II, Charles IX and Heny III who all died heirless (one at least, and maybe two being assassinated), leaving the crown to the Bourbon branch, more precisely to Henry, king of Navarre.
The prediction has nothing to do with the centuries. According to the legend, the Queen Mother, Catherine of Medicis (the widow of the guy with a golden helmet who died on a champ bellique) would have asked Nostradamus about the future of her sons. He would have made appear magically in a mirror their images, each of them walking in circle (or spinning, I don’t remember), each circle representing one year of his reign. Then, the image of Henry of Navarre would have appeared in the mirror, leaving the queen mother devastated by the grim future predicted to her sons.
I’m going to let you decide how seriously this claim should be taken.

After having checked around, it seems that actually some even suspect that all three were assassinated. Given that the previous one (Henry II) had been killed in a tournament and the next one (Henry IV) was stabbed to death, it seems it wasn’t the best time to be king of France.
Or maybe being around Nostradamus bring bad luck…

A time of religious upheaval isn’t the best time to be king of any country.

What’s the theory about Francois II being assassinated? Everything I’ve seen has said he died of an illness (Wikipedia says he died of an ear infection that caused an abscess in his brain- as someone who had more than her share of childhood ear infections, I say OUCH!)

Problem is that I never heard about the two brothers torn apart by chaos in the city of york till after the attacks of 9-11-01, but I did hear that the new city would burn at 40 degrees way before that date, from a interpertation of Nostradamus about 15 years BEFORE 9-11-01.

It wasn’t uncommon. Here’s a French one made in 1555. Here’s a Spanish one from the fifteenth century, and if you look about halfway down this [http://www.metmuseum.org/works_of_art/viewOne.asp?dep=4&viewmode=0&item=19.131.1%2C+2]page you’ll see a picture of a set of armor from 1527 completely gold plated.

I said I would shut up about Nostradamus. But I will say this just once. There is NO prediction regarding 40 degrees in his book. Go check the site I mentioned http://www.propheties.it/no/nostradamus.htmlif which contains all his prophecies in French and in English traqnslation and tell me if you see one that mentions 40 degrees. One of his quatrains says the sky (not a building) will burn at 45 degrees (or maybe 45 steps). 45 degrees North Latitude is 300 miles north of New York City at the Canada-US border. Look it up on a map, my friend. By the way, a TV program 15 years before 9-11 would be 20 years ago. How certain can you be that they said 40 degrees? And do you believe all you see on TV?

Was the writer of that TV program a person who could read French, or did he just copy something from an article in the National Enquirer or something?

Valteron-Great Post! And Welcome to the SDMB. You will do well here.

Count me among the ranks of the disbelievers. My last name sounds somewhat like the non-prophet in question so I’ve had to listen to a lot of this crap. I heard someone (Shermer perhaps) that said if they can only be connected to an event after the fact they are not pre-dictions but post-dictions.

Again, welcome.

The theory would be that he was poisonned by his mother mother who would have liked her brother better, or would have found him better fit for the throne, or more amenable to her views.

So does any account of this “magic mirror” survive? How could a fraud like Nostradamus have flourished without a few good predictions? :eek:

Because his writings were sufficiently vague that they could be interpreted after the fact to have referred to a specific event. And because people want to believe.

I tried to search a little, but I’m lazy when it comes to searches and besides googling anything related to Nostradamus and expecting to find some accurate information is a pain.

Regarding the mirror, the only info I found is that the story is also sometimes attributed to another mage, Ruggieri. I didn’t find when it surfaced.

How he became famous enough to be invited to the court by Catherine de Medicis (who had a strong interest for magic, astrology and divination) doesn’t seem to be known. Apparently, it’s his centuries (that he began to publish before coming to Paris) that created his fame, even during his lifetime.
By the way, on some site, someone was amazed by the fact that he had accurately predicted the circumstances of his death : he had predicted, past 60, and suffering of gout, that he would die near his bed and his seat :rolleyes:

I also found that he probably had travelled in time, and finally the reason why his predictions were left so vague : that’s because otherwise he would certainly have been executed by the powers that be for disclosing their secrets.

Finally I found this little interesting tidbit. In the “centurie” VI, he would have written the following (in latin, not in french) :

I’m not good at translating (if someone wants to do it, thanks in advance) but basically, he’s warning the idiot readers that they should read his verses thoughtfully. He advises the ignorants, the astrologers, the fools and the scammers to stay away from them. And curses whoever won’t follow his advice.
I’m affraid that his only really sensible and honest writing (apart from the book about preserves, of course) is the one that has been completely ignored. I’m wondering if this line should be considerd a :wink: to us… He must have ** predicted ** what would become of his work…

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The royal arms quarter the arms of England (gules three lions passant or) with that of Scotland and Ireland. The lions have been the arms of England for centuries.

Nitpick: In the merchant of Venice Act 1, Scene III Shylock mentions a ship bound for Mexico (aka New Spain, certainly located in the New World)

Whether someone can understand Nostradamus’ words has no bearing on the validity of it’s prophetic value. Perhaps there is a Nostradamus rosetta stone, you don’t know.

Anyways, some are pretty clear. Some are not vague or mysterious. Some he even gives specific dates or specific names. I can talk about this more later on and prove certain prophecies beyond a doubt

I’m on pins and needles, man …pins and needles.

ZOMBIE THREAD!

I presume that this thread was accidentally resuscitated by a reference from today’s Nostradamus-Prophet or Fraud? which, despite the provocative title actually asks a General Question. Since this thread is not that old and actually has a hint of debate in it, I’m going to leave it open (for now).

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