Not a nightmare, but possibly the scariest dream I've ever had

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It happened last night, right before I woke up. I was on a boat at sea, sitting in an open air theater on deck watching a football game. The rest of the audience was all women. Not just any women, but all my ex-girlfriends and every woman I’ve ever dated!

I was trapped at sea with every last one of my ex-girlfriends. shuder And they, gulp, knew each other.

Luckily, the ship encountered a storm that kicked off dozens of waterspouts. I was violently thrown against a bulk head at one point, but fighting a storm that might sink the ship and kill me is preferable to the quiet, abject horror of being completely surrounded by my ex’s. We might sink! … Good!

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it could have been worse. they could each asked you to explain how the game was played.

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I had a dream like that once, a long time ago. I only remember it because it was so clear and realistic. I was walking down a long spiral staircase and I tripped and fell and rolled all the way to the bottom. I was hurt and laying there in pain and around me stood every single girl that I had ever had a crush on. They were all laughing and pointing at me and I was begging for one of them to help me.

It really bothered me for a long time. I think my mind was telling me to stop wearing my heart on my sleeve.