Not a pit! Didn't know where else to go!

Or were you making a joke on the work moderate, tomndebb?

Maybe I need more coffee. Or chocolate. or both.

Would you please pass a slice of that mocha truffle cake, Kythereia? Mmm… Now I just need a glass of milk to wsh it down.

OK, that’s it! Can’t I open a single thread in here without it degenerating into an orgy of gluttony? {rave, rant, bluster, curse, howl…}

I suppose I could flirt with you, but Mrs. Magill wouldn’t approve. Besides, I’m not a flirting kind of guy.

Moderate your moderation, then. I’ve been waiting years for your drug-induced rampage. Quit being so level-headed!

Me, or Case Sensitive? :stuck_out_tongue:

hands over a tall glass of milk

CS, come on… give into your darker, sinful urges! holds up plate of truffle

Shouldn’t you offer some poutaine?

The only comment I have to make is I am *not * giving up on the “goat initiation” jokes.

Hell no. This pit thread is much too civil. Fuck all of you. There. I think that evens it up a bit.

I fear that my darker, sinful urges are far stronger than mere truffles can satiate.

Oh, really? Do tell… :wink:

(Come on, it had to be said!)

Poutaine…? I should offer Case Sensitive a woman of, er, loose morals? :dubious:

OH! Poutine! No, no, that’s for special occasions…