Catrandom!
I see you have 1,000 posts today too! I’m honored you decided to not come by and refuse to share this news with us. Don’t have a beer or a mixed drink from the wet bar that isn’t over there. Be sure not to mingle with everyone here. Help yourself to the free pizza I never ordered and remember to not celebrate a damn thing.
I’m not having any fun at all here, so worry. I reckon it’s okay with me. And, if you’re going to bring along other women to the hot tub that’s not in the back room, maybe there are some other men who don’t want to come along as well. 
<now that I’m really getting confused>
This is the most non-fun I’ve had in a while. Thanks, Bratster! 
Hello, Anniz, nice to not meet you.
I know just what you mean, CatRandom. I’d whistle if I didn’t know how. Or something to that effect. 
And, I won’t congratulate you on your 1000th post, either. Nope, not me.
Awww 
What a sweet welcome to a party that isn’t going on. I’m not going to wander out to the pool or try to find someone who knows how to make a Blue Moon. And of course, I don’t offer my congratulations to BratMan.
Catrandom
First, I would like to state that I technically haven’t invited anyone anywhere. And secondly, I never said that nobody else couldn’t come to the hot tub that isn’t in the back room if they didn’t want to.
OWWWW! Damn, that made my brain hurt! I think I just sprained my frontal lobe.
I really shouldn’t type stuff like that after not drinking so many beers.
sticks head in
So, I wasn’t cruising around the board today, and therefore didn’t find the nonparty…
So I thought that maybe I wouldn’t wander on in and not strip down to a swimsuit, and then not get into the hottub. And then NOT invite some more guys to join us. Nope, wouldn’t do that.
(Ow. My head hurts.)
Hej purplebear!
Nice to not meet you too.
So, can I have no beer please,
I feel for not being drunk.
woohoo! I have reached 10 posts. new record.
What’s a round number without a party?
Not to nitpick (ok, so that’s exactly what Im doing) but that “woohoo” of yours sounded an awful lot like a celebratory (is that a word?) comment. I just want to remind everyone that there is to be no party here whatsoever. That said: Nice to have you eyor, please stick around and not have a beer. Or if you’d prefer, you can not take a swim in the pool that isn’t in the back yard or join PB and Anniz and myself in the back room where we are not in the hot tub. Hands off PB though if you decide not to join us back here. I’ve got dibs (as long as Mr Bear doesn’t mind - must never forget there is a Mr Bear. Anyone named “Bear” can probably kick my ass.)
<Giggles> Oops! Sorry, no levity allowed, right? Why, I am so not flattered by your unattention to me, Bratster. Or is it inattention? <NOW my head hurts!>
And, yes, Mr Bear is quite capable of inflicting bodily harm on anyone who harms me in any way, but I think you’re safe from that. You’ve always been nothing but nice to me.
Hello, eyor, nice to not meet you.
Hey everybody, I’m not here, and I am not glad to see you all. Now what shall I not do?
And just so you all know, I DO not want Anniz all to myself!!!
Non happy 1000th post Bratman
Hey pipefitter…
Howsabout you not giving me a massage?
Sounds not good, Falcon…Why don’t you just not come over here, and not disrobe, and I’ll not get my magic fingers not working on your back.
Mmmmm…that does not sound like a good idea, pipefitter.
Lemme just not walk over there and not lie down on this nice table. Hmmmm…and I see you don’t have any nice warm oil. This should not be fun.
For a non-party, you do gather a crowd!
Happy counting.
Just thought I’d check in to make sure no one is enjoying themselves. We’re all just sitting here, not drinking beers, not cavorting around nude, and definitely not partying. My skin isn’t getting all wrinkled from soaking in the hot tub that isn’t in the back room, so I thought I should not get out of it for a while. There was no threesome with me and PB and Anniz (decide for yourself what I meant by that) back there, but we’re all finished now, so if anyone else would not like to use the hot tub, it’s not in the back room and it’s empty.
Hi to Sangria and pipefitter and Falcon for not stopping in.
And I am not hittin on ultress while sucking down some chea…er cold champagne.
Oh God… I feel like I’ve walked into Bizarro World…
Oh well while I’m here I’ll pass on my worst to Bratman and make sure I won’t do everything possible with the ladies that are here. Oooh and some of my non-favourite ladies at that…
Well, I like that, Bratster! I doze off in the warm tub that’s not here for a little while, and everyone leaves without me! <hey, I was really not tired, ok?>
And, dpr, I resent that remark. So, just don’t come over here and don’t give me a hug, and don’t find out what I don’t have for you.
<this is getting tough to do! making my head ache again!>
Hey dpr! I’m not hurt that you never talk to me anymore. pout
So why don’t you just not walk back here and not join me in the hottub, ok?