Ferris Ballou’s Day Off - With his older sister off on a tri-state crime spree, young Ferris skips class to hang out in front of the feed store.
A Cora Line: an animated story of a girl doing high kicks and eating a lot.
The Day after Tommorow Never Dies: James Bond must prevent a cunning mastermind who is going to set off tidal waves to destroy US coastline cities!
Star Trek: Armaggedon: USS Enterprise under the command of Captain Picard must travel in time to Earth to provide diaster relief when a meterorite strike.
The Scorpion King of Scotland: A journalist covers the reign of an immortal king since the times of Sodom, who nows stage an insurrection in South Amercia
In Her Majesty’s Victoria’s Secret James Bond finds a sinister plot in the Queen’s underwear drawer.
Last Year at Bad Marion’s Upper class snobs recount a bizarre night at an upscale bordello.
Fantastic Misses’ Box
A direct to DVD Porno.
My Big Fat Greek Ass - The honeymoon is over.
Dragon - It’s a story about a fucking dragon, OK, because that’s how you spell dragon.
My Fair Laaady! - Jerry Lewis tutors a perfectly normal young girl in the ways of cretinism.
Flags of Our Fahdders: Tony Curtis climbs Mt. Surabachi.
She-Man: When danger threatens, a weak prince transforms into an Amazon Warrior to fight evil. Contains wacky subplot where Prince Herman’s best buddy keeps hitting on She-Man.
The Blind Sideways: Uplifting story of a ghetto youth taken in by a rich family who discover he has an amazing palatte for wine tasting. Awesome scene in the crackhouse when he’s offered a glass of merlot.
The man With the Golden Eye, Arm Finger, and Gun: Mr Scaramanga dabbles in alchemy.
Avatarbaby. Song of the South… in 3-D CGI!
Three Men and Rosemary’s Baby: 3 single men try to raise the Antichrist, hilarity ensues.
Lord of the Ring: Comfortable in retirement Bilbo Baggins receives a mysterious VHS tape.
Tora! Bora! Bora!: Some Japanese pilots decide they’d rather hit the beach instead.
Tit Antics II - In this sequel to Titanic Rose stupidly refuses to sell the Heart of the Ocean to support herself. So she puts her new found nude posing skills to work to earn some money. Hilarity ensues.
YES!!
Lord of The Ring:
“777 pages from now you will lose your finger”
Thin Blue Line:
A small group of Smurfs must fight an evil horde.
What’s New, Crouching Tiger Lily? Just switch a few subtitles, and POW a comedy!
The Dork Knight: Bruce Wayne starts posting on the SDMB!
The Last Sam-I-Am: Tom Cruise introduces green eggs and ham to the Japanese