I think The Tudors is very accurate. I mean, women did have breasts back then didn’t they?
The Phantom Menace of the Opera: A Sith Lord haunts the production of an opera and kidnaps the lead female singer
Return of the Jed A formerly poor mountaineer returns to his old home to settle a feud with the neighbors.
The 5,000 fingers of Dr. Strangelove, Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Dr. Seuss.
**Who Framed Roger and Me?: **Michael Moore chases after some mysterious big-business judge with a ludicrous road-building scheme.
Public Enemas - a commentary on the modern health care system and how scrimping leads to public humiliation … and defecation.
The Princess and the Flog - A beautiful young New Orleans woman discovers the naughty pleasures of BDSM.
New Loon - Angsty vampires sink their teeth into noisy waterfowl.
Sinvictus - A South African rugby team is sidelined by hedonism.
Prawn Legacy - Digitized shrimp rule a cyberspace gaming environment. Rated “S” for Seafood.
Avatarheel - Amazing CGI effects make you think you’re actually watching a UNC basketball game… and you are!
Doctor Jekyll and Mr. T: A meek physician creates a drug that releases his hidden side and causes him to pity “foos” far more than he did before.
Mail-Order Bride of Frankenstein: “I hope she likes body-builders.”
Avatar and Feathers: A soldier disguised as a member of an alien race finds himself the target of mob justice.
Stand by Wii – A fat kid and his friends play video games all afternoon.
New Age Music High School – Manheim Steamroller visits a high school.
Flight Club A man and his imaginary friend lead a group of people trying to regain their manhood by stealing airplanes.
Shelved because its similarity to recent events was seen to be in poor taste.
**Harry Potter and the Sword in the Stone
Harry Potter and The Star Chamber
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Zenda
Harry Potter and the Reign of Fire*
Harry Potter and the Flight of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Legend of Sleepy Hollow**
*he really has trouble with dragons in this one
Good Dead Friendly zombies help a group of stranded teenagers find their way back to civilization
Harry Potter and the Ring of Fire Harry tries Hagrid’s “Don’t bother ringing the fire department, It’s too late” chili. Let’s just say the burning is literal and leave it at that.
Two Mules For Sarah Palin - A would be shoe designer crosses paths with a rogue disguised as a vice-presidential candidate on the 2008 campaign trail.
Aleague of Their Own Under The Sea: The story of the first women’s underwater baseball league. There may be crying, but how could you tell?
Bend It Like Becket - Thomas is a Saxon who dreams of playing with the ruling elite. Henry is a Norman & the King of England. Can these two maintain a friendship & make Thomas’s dream come true despite petty jealousies & a disapproving family?
The Mac: A pimp goes into the computer business.
Terminator: Salivation:
He coming from the future to drool on you!
The Lion in Winter- Continues the adventures of Simba (Matthew Broderick) through his capture and being sent to the Chicago zoo where he spends the winter mating a new pack of lionesses (Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Ali Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Gilbert Gottfried).
Breakfast of Champions: The Wheaties story.