Forest Grump: Oscar the Grouch takes a trip to the woods.
The Spy Who Loved Me Tender - Elvis Presley takes on the role of James Bond in the first 007 movie musical. Features the hit songs Good Spyin’ Tonight, Heartbreak Blofeld, Switchblade Shoes, Viva Goldfinger, Can’t Help Falling in Bed, (You Ain’t Nothin’ But An) Oddjob.
How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls: A young Welsh boy leaves his coal town to hit Hollywood!
Bareback Mountin’: The same as before but with all the deleted scenes inserted back in.
The Man With the Golden Tan: 007 finally enjoys an uneventful vacation in the tropics.
**The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies: ** 007 must stop a crazed media mogul from destroying the earths climate just for the film rights.
The Last Vacation of Christ – Jesus takes a long weekend off to relax.
Itchy the Killer: A man with chronic skin problems takes out his pain on those around him.
Not to be confused with similarly named films involving Chewbacca’s father and wookie porn(horribly bad) and a vicious cartoon mouse(well worth tracking down).
Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Idea:
“Let’s have vampires, vampires are popular! Oh! Oh! and werewolves too and…”
Harry Potter and the Artist Formerly Known As Prince:
Harry decides to make a musical with an ambiguously gendered teacher.
Hunchback Mountain:
Story of a doomed love affair
“Even hunchbacks need love.”
The Hunchback Halfback of Notre Dame A deformed man becomes a college football star.
Dial M for Mordor - A man triggers an attempt on his wife’s life by giving her a ring.
Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle Book – A young boy in 1906 Chicago befriends singing livestock (cow, chicken, pig, and sheep) before the animals are slaughtered in the stockyards.
A Mighty Wind in the Willows – Forty years after going their separate ways, Rat, Mole, Badger, and the gang reunite for a folk music benefit concert at Toad Hall.
Waiting for Duffman Two men waiting for their favorite beer mascot decide to put on a show to pass the time.
Forest Gorp – Life is like a bag of raisins and peanuts
It’s Not Easy Being Fried Green Tomatoes - Kermit and Miss Piggy open up a homespun Southern diner but refuse to serve frog’s legs or pork products.
There May or May Not Be Blood - An oil tycoon can’t decide just how ruthless he should be.
In Too Deep Impact - Even a Cincinnati druglord’s money and power can’t save him when a comet hits.
Pineapple Local - Stoners ride on a very slow bus…
Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stoned - …to Hogwarts, where they find that marijuana and dark magic just don’t mix.
Yeah, sometimes you find yourself in deep shit.
The Island of Dr. Marvin Monroe.
Not quite what you had in mind:
A Horse Called Man:
Inspiring tale of a horse who wants to become a man. Animated.
Flatbreaders – A group of medical students engage in bizarre experimention with matzo with chilling results!
They Died With Das Boot On - Kapitän Jürgen Kuster leads his men in an unfortunate attack against superior enemy forces.
Das Kinky Boots. To relieve the boredom between engagements with the enemy, the crew of a German U-boat make each other fetish footwear.
The Wild Brunch: Things get out of hand when bank robbers show up at the ladies social.
The Apes of Wrath: Dr. Cornelius and family must march into the Forbidden Zone to find jobs.
Strange Days of Thunder: It’s Nascarmegeddon!
Nosferatatouille - A young rat arrives in Paris to find that his cooking idol is one of the undead.