Herpes, The Love Bug
The Habit: Scientists manage to recreate Middle Earth Pipeweed and discover that it is not related to tobacco or marijuana, but something much more addictive.
Rated R: Only for research scientists.
Alfie Dog - A womanizing chauffeur takes a turn to the dark side when he backs over the bratty kid brother of his latest conquest.
Johnny Hansom – A disfigured thief tries to restart his life with a horse and buggy.
The Man Who Shot Liberty’s Valances An interior designer and a photographer(John wayne, Jimmy Stewart) redecorate the hideout of an infamous gunslinger.
Poultrygeist - A family becomes embroiled in supernatural events when they move into a house built on the former site of a chicken processing plant.
The next muppet movie, starring Gonzo as the protagonist.
The Fifth Element: The wonderful world of Boron.
To Have and Have Not and Then To Have Again - A compulsive hoarder struggles, mostly unsuccessfully, to get rid of all of her stuff.
Manimal House - A shape-shifting crimefighter decides it’s time to go back to college, and finds the perfect fraternity.
Karmageddon - At long last, My Name Is Earl makes it to the big screen! Earl, Randy, Crabman, Joy and all the quirky folks of Camden County must save the Earth from an approaching giant asteroid.
Snow White Christmas - A beautiful young woman bites into a poison apple, falls deeply asleep and can’t even be awoken by Bing Crosby’s and Danny Kaye’s singing.
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Gone with the Windows* - Bill Gates makes a lonely stand against Sherman’s army in 1864 Atlanta.
Jeopardy!: The Movie
Clear & Present Dandruff - CIA Analyst Jack Ryan is drawn into an illegal war fought by the US government against an international shampoo cartel.
The Incredible Mr. Limpet- a brilliant sociopath loves the Mediterranean so much that he gradually assumes the identity of the fish he was sent there to monitor.
Back to Back with Great Expectorations - Saloon spitoon cleaner, Spip, rises from poverty to become a famous artist with the support of a wealth benefactor.
Evictus: South African landlords are strict about the rent!
That Thing You Do From Another World - After a spaceship crash lands on their drummer, a rock band enlists the alien passenger to help them conquer the music world.
A Few Good Children of Men. “You want the baby?! You can’t **handle **the baby!!”
The Sheltering Sky Marshal - A Federal aviation-security officer loses his way in windswept Morocco.
Mother, Jugs and Speed Racer - You’ve never seen an ambulance go this fast.
A Few Good Mensch - Drama about an Israeli Army court-martial.
Peter Pandemic - Swine flu decimates Neverland.
Blue Velveteen Rabbit- David Lynch’s surreal take on a beloved children’s classic, definitely not for the kiddies.
At Play in the Fields of the Lard - A group of Overeaters Anonymous missionaries descend on the Brazilian rain forest & turn it into a giant salad.
Doctor Detroit Rock City: Dan Aykroyd’s quest to attend a KISS concert.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventures in Babysitting: Wyld Stallyns is getting few bookings, so the guys try to make a few dollars by looking after neighbourhood children.
U2-571: Concert film. Bono and friends perform aboard a decommissioned German submarine.
Blues Brothers, Where Art Thou?: Jake and Elwood done r-u-n-o-f-t.