G.I Joe VS the Volcano While searching for COBRA’s hidden base, the Joes dive intoan active volcano
the volcano wins
Little Miss Sunshine Cleaners: Where Grampa Alan Arkin cleans up his own dead body.
Guy Smiley’s People: A gameshow host matches wits with a foreign spymaster.
Pin Tweaks - An FBI agent looks into strange goings-on at a Pacific Northwest bowling R&D facility.
Yo, Jimbo - Kirk and McCoy find themselves in a medieval Japanese village and must protect it against a gang of cutthroats without violating the Prime Directive.
The Princess and the Slog - When Hurricane Katrina hits, an aristocratic New Orleans girl must walk all the way to Baton Rouge to safety.
Down - A grumpy old man badly miscalculates just how many balloons he’ll need to fly away in his house.
Crimson Snide - A smartass Navy submarine officer uses devastating sarcasm and ridicule to keep his captain from starting World War III.
Is Paris Hilton Burning? - Panic erupts on the Tramps-Ézeelay when an occupier realizes he forgot to wear a helmet.
At Play in the Killing Fields of the Lord: Tom Berenger discovers that parachuting out of his plane into the jungle was a BAD IDEA.
Brokeback to the Future- Marty McFly doesn’t know how to quit his lover Jack, except through a time traveling DeLorean.
**Dark Knight Shift: **Hijinks at Gotham City morgue
The Grand Wizard of Oz: Dorothy must find her way back to the racially pure land of Kansas.
**District 9 from Outer Space: ** Starring Bunny Breckinridge as the Gay prawn.
Thin Red Lime – the story of one odd looking piece of fruit.
Saturday Morning Lights – Kind of pointless because, you know, the sun’s out.
I can’t search from it from work, but check YouTube–someone cut together a hilarious trailer for this exact idea when *Brokeback Mountain *came out.
Into The Bile - A man seeks refuge from society while cleaning up vomit on carnival rides.
Considering Arizona - An infertile couple thinks about stealing a baby from a set of quintuplets but decides not to.
The Hangover - Tom Hanks in a Castaway-like solo performance as a Vince, a man with a severe headache.
Razing Arizona. The other 49 have finally had enough of your shit, god dammit.
Laid Runner:
One Lucky Man
Akira and the Bee:
Akira befriends a giant bee and together they destroy Tokyo…again.
10 9 8½ Se7en:
Nicholas Cage discovers hidden code in various movie titles.
Kurosawa’s Akira: Samurai band together to save the city of Edo when a combination of genetics, torture, humiliation, and latent emotional problems cause one of their number to gain godlike powers and a thirst for revenge.
V for Velveeta - A shadowy figure known only as “V” terrorizes cheese shops & snooty French restaurants by always ordering his favorite processed cheese product.
Jason & the Ergonauts - A band of Greek heroes sail on a thoughtfully designed ship that maximizes the productivity of the crew while minimizing operator fatigue & discomfort.
Freddy vs. Jason and the Argonauts. Runtime: Five minutes. Apparently metal claws make good conductors for lightning bolts from the blue.
Sherlock Homes:
The story of Watson Realty.
The Wind and the Lion and the Witch and the Wardrobe - Four kids travel through a wardrobe to the land of Morocco, where they are kidnapped by a Berber chieftain. Normalcy is restored when Teddy Roosevelt arrives in a sleigh drawn by US Marines & smacks everyone down with a big stick.
The Road To the Road: Bob Hope and Bing Crosby at the end of the world. The laughs don’t stop. Featuring Peter Lorre and Charles Laughton as the Wacky Cannibal Brothers.