Jung Guns - When his mentor is dissed by Dr. Sigmund Freud, a grad-student (dubbed Billy the Id by his enemies) rallies a posse in his defense.
Rated R - for excessive cigar smoking, bed wetting, & impure thoughts of mother.
Cider House Rules:
- You don’t talk about the Cider House.
- No poofters.
- You must change your name to Bruce.
- There is no rule 4.
Shouldn’t that be “Carroll?”
Anyhow, Backdraft to the Future: Marty has to go back in time to keep his dad from opening the front door.
All That Jizz: Bob Fosse’s been very…busy.
Phlegm: The kids at The New York High School of Performing Arts all come down with a very productive cough.
The Fanatic Four:
They never give up.
The Frenetic Four:
AfterdrinkingtoomuchcoffeeataradioactiveStarbucksfourhumansfightcrime24hoursadaysevendaysaweek.
Filmedinultrahighspeed.
The Fabulous Four:
They fight crime and they look good doing it.
The Vinyl Conflict: An argument over his record collection causes the Antichrist to start the apocalypse early.
Avatarnation - Hillbilly aliens resist the Earthmen’s attempt to shut down their moonshine business.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids Are Alright - Wild West outlaws and a British rock group decide to release an album together.
Don’t Took Now - An unhappy couple in Venice gets fleeing glimpses of a less-than-brilliant Hobbit.
The Man Who Would Be King of Hearts - A Scottish soldier inadvertently becomes lord of an Afghan asylum.
Silent Shill - The uncharacteristically mute ghost of Billy Mays wanders through an accursed, fog-cloaked town.
Kiko’s Deliverance Service: A cute Japanese girl delivers a parcel to the backwoods. As all copies were seized by the government, further description is unavailable. perhaps this is for the best.
Previous:
Nicholas Cage has a mysterious power that allows him to see two minutes into the past. Oooh Spooky!..spoooooky!
Not Knowing:
“I’d rather not know.” he said crossing his arms stubbornly.
Next Movie:
Nicholas Cage has a mysterious power that allows him to star in way too many movies.
Double feature, shown with the version of The Matrix where Neo takes the blue pill.
With Eggroll You Get Sex: A bordello disguised as a Chinese restaurant gains fame for its food when a horny restaurant critic visits.
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Regarding Henry VIII: A king discovers that he was a royal jerk.
In the Chorus Line of Fire: The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes are hired to protect the prez.
James and the Giant Bitch: Rosie O’Donnell takes a boy on a trip to NYC.
Last of the Mojitos: Brave settlers must survive frontier wars while contemplating their dwindling supply of rum…
***Seven Up ***- Two detectives probe the disappearance of an affable, but curmeudgeonly old man, and find out how his wife REALLY died.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe in Winter. King Henry II finds a magical passage to another world in the back of his wardrobe at his château in Chinon.
Twilight: Nude Moon:
Three million teenage girls just fainted.
Somewhere Over Gravity’s Rainbow: A young girl goes on a strange journey after a V2 hits her house.
Cloverfield of Dreams: A man builds a replica of NYC only to have it destroyed by a monster
Frank and Stein:
Mad scientist builds comedy duo out of spare parts
Bloomsday:
Action/adventure interpretation of James Joyce’s Ulysses.
“Three quarks for Muster Mark.” Arnold muttered with satisfaction as he surveyed the wreckage.
Hysterectomy, New York- Philip Seymour Hoffmann as a MacArthur genius grant winner who builds a miniature world and chooses hysterectomies as subject material to make the film moderately less enjoyable than Synechdoche, New York.
The Missouri Breakers: Jack Nicholson and Marlon Brando compete to see who’s the baddest break dancer in the Old West
The Terminater: Everything you always wanted to know about the line thart separates day from night.