All the President’s Mentos - Nixon is driven from office when he acts illegally to secure his personal White House candy stash.
Becoming Jane’s Addiction - An alt-rock group finds itself lost in Regency England.
Charlie’s Angles - The avuncular unseen crimefighter starts a second career as a geometry teacher.
Beverly Hills Crop - Agricultural documentary with an unusual setting.
Supersize Mel - Mel Brooks subsists on nothing but kosher McDonald’s food for an entire month. Oy!
Enter the Dagon: A martial arts competition on a remote island is disrupted by the arrival of a gigantic godlike sea creature.
Apocalypse Later:
Colonel Kurtz becomes a procrastinator.
Left Behind:
Sinister buttocks take over the world.
“What a bunch of…”
The Fellowshipwreck of the Ring:
Nine dysfunctional people try to get rid of a ring. Comedy.
The Bobbitt:
Plucky hero faces giant penis eating monster.
20,000 Seconds in Sing Sing: A man being detained for a misdemeanor is briefly held in the famous prison until he can make bail.
20,000 Leagues under Sea World: Shamu wreaks his revenge on the land dwellers.
A Star Is Bourne - Jason Bourne infiltrates Hollywood to assassinate the person responsible for casting Matt Damon to play him.
**Stephen Kings “IT’S…” **A group of children are terroized by an old man who stumbles up to them from odd places and introduces a BBC comedy.
I just spit up my soda, damn youse!
**The Princess Bride of Frankenstein: **With Wesley and Buttercup wed, and Inigo running the pirate operation, Fezzik needs a mate.
The Vanishing Point Break - Keanu Reeves plays a car delivery man whose girlfriend has been kidnapped by a group of surfing bank robbers.
**Rated M: **Monotone delivery of lines from Keanu (AGAIN).
The Real Stepford Wives of Orange County: A sort of boring flick about rich ladies who get along pleasantly.
Dial V For Vendetta: A shadowy freedom fighter blackmails a totalitarian government into killing his wife.
Niagara:
Slowly I turned, step by step, closer and closer…
Viagra:
Take two doses of Marilyn Monroe daily.
A rousing tale of epic proportions. Sure to stiffen your resolve.
The None: Not starring Jet Li. Or anyone else at all.
Striderman: Aragorn gets bitten by a radioactive shelob.
**Straps: ** Bill Murray and Harold Ramis end up in a millitary school that doesn’t want to be shut down.
Harold and Kumar Stay Home and Watch TV.
The Ogfather: The story of a doper’s rise to power in the mafia.
My Blue Heaven Can Wait - Pee Wee Herman stars as a mob hit-man that comes back from the dead to inherit a Catholic priest’s body. Can he solve his own murder, forgive the killer, and be content with having no sex life?
It’s… Complicated - The old guy who starts every Monty Python episode has a comical affair with Meryl Streep.
The Book of Elihu - Theodore Roosevelt’s Secretary of War goes to the library and pays a small fine for an overdue volume.
The Bert Locker - Ernie introduces his roommate to BDSM.
The Fly Next Door - Jackie Chan babysits while turning into a giant insect. Rated D for Disgusting.
The Lovely Cones - An angelic alien with an elongated head watches her family from Heaven.
The Trojan War: Rival condom companies go to outrageous lengths to beat off their competition. Hilarity–as always-- ensues.
You missed a perfectly good opportunity to insert an SDMB meme in there.
**My Fair Ladyboy: ** A foreign businessman teaches a young Thai how to walk like a lady, talk like a lady, and hide his junk like a lady…
2 Girls, 1 Tin Cup - A golf pro attempts to give lessons to a couple of young ladies between bouts of nausea.