The Rwolf Man - An enraged gypsy woman (Miss Piggy) places a curse on a country music singer turned sausage king (Jimmy Dean), that turns him into a piano playing canine.
Pilates of the Caribbean:
Starring Richard Simmons as Captain Jack Sparrow
Easy Reader: Morgan Freeman’s breakthrough character finally comes to the big screen.
American Pi: The zany adventure of high school nerds hoping to get an A on their Pre Calc quiz before graduation.
The Stand and Deliver Us From Eva - A math teacher in post-apocalyptic America must educate a real bitch on wheels in order to fulfill ancient prophecies.
Hobbit-Man:
After finding a magic ring mild mannered Bilbo Baggins gains the powers of an adventure hero. Starring Toby Maguire as Bilbo.
Hobbit Man, Hobbit Man does whatever a hobbit does.
Can he throw extra far? there he goes he hit a car
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(Probably not gonna happen)
Return of the Thing:
Frodo finds it impossible to return this thing he’s found.
or
Documentary about VW’s attempt ot bring back a classic car,
or
Sequel to The Thing.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
Strider and his companions don colorful costumes to fight the minions of Sauron.
The Trouble With Harry Callahan: The corpse of a trigger happy detective keeps showing up at inopportune times. Many days are made as hilarity and the body count keeps increasing.
Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
Rated PG-13 for drug use, violence, profanity
Some folks might enjoy seeing Angelina Jolie star in The Boner Collecter.
Plan 10 from Outer Space:
Aliens send clones of Bo Derrick to distract us while they take over the Earth.
MMM Bo Derrick…wait! What was I taking about again?
Apocalypse Now, Voyager. “Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the horror… we have the horror.”
Moscow on the Hudson Hawk: A Russian circus performer comes to America and becomes a wisecracking catburglar. Famous for the scene where due to language problems, he actually starts stealing cats in full “Mission Impossible” style.
Kiki’s Labor and Delivery Service
After a magical accident puts the village midwife out of commision, 13-year-old witch in training Kiki is forced to atone by pitching in to deliver babies. Things go as well as expected.
Kinki’s Delivery Service:
Hot fresh porn delivered right to your door. (NOTE: Kinki is over 18 years of age)
A Sale of Two Titties: An in depth look at prostitution during the French Revolution.
All the President’s Women: biopic of John F. Kennedy.
Or William Jefferson Clinton 
Cheetah Girls:
After being injected with radioactive cheetah blood three girls transform into superheroes.
Roadhog Day:
Bill Murray keeps getting stuck in traffic again and again and again.
or
Comedic version of “Duel”
Let The Right Stuff In: A bullied swedish boy is befriended by astronauts.
**A Time to Kill a Mockingbird: ** A lawyer defends a black man accused of murdering two white men who raped his 10-year-old daughter and raping their wives in return.