Me and Orson Wells:
An in depth look at bad grammar. Narrated by the ghost of Orson Wells.
Me and Orson’s Well:
“I’m here to fix your well, Orson.”
M. E. and Orson Wells:
“Subject: George Orson Wells. Gender: male. Age at time of death: 70. Let us begin:…”
Rain, Man: an hour and a half of two stoners watching a thunderstorm.
Rainmen - A prolonged Nebraska drought brings a crew of rainmaking con men to town.
Blue Polyester - A curious small-town teen falls for a beautiful but tackily-dressed woman.
The Polar Local - Imaginary train carries children to visit Santa, but only after stopping in 42 different U.S. and Canadian cities along the way.
Let the Wright One In - A bullied Swedish boy must choose between Orville and Wilbur.
Job Interview with the Vampire - “Where do you see yourself in 200 years, Mr. Smith?”
Bang the Drumline Slowly - This may be pron and out in your stores already…
I would totally go see that.
So… It’s pretty much Heart Beeps?
Klingon In the Rain: Famous for Donald O’Connors comedy number, Make 'em Scream.
Mama M.I.A.: Chuck Norris must rescue Abba from The Hanoi Hilton.
Bambo: First Blood: A young deer goes back to the forest to take out the hunter who killed his mother.
Let the Light One In - A bullied Swedish boy suffers from cacomorphobia.
Let the Bright One In - A bullied Swedish boy becomes a consultant to the University of Stockholm.
Let the “Cite?” One In - A bullied Swedish boy finds acceptance on the SDMB.
Let the Tight One In - A bullied Swedish boy serves as a casting director for a Gothenburg porn studio.
Let the Fight Club In - A bullied Swedish boy… well, I can’t talk about it.
Ninja Stroll:
Jubei goes on a long walk. Nothing happens.
or
Jubei is determined to go on a long walk no matter what!
The Man With the Golden Bun: An embittered pastry chef becomes an international assassin.
The Wolfman Jack: A man is bitten by a supernatural creature and turns into a 1960s disk jockey when the moon is full.
The Magnificent Se7en:
Seven serial killers get together to kill everyone in a small town.
Romancing the Stoner: Mike and Catherine have to flatter the druggie who knows where the McGuffin is located.
A Simple Plan 9: murder and money, all poorly shot and scripted.
District Nine from Outer Space: In a segregated Ghetto, aliens resurrect the dead to put on a musical to reignite a once great director’s career.
Citizen Kane Mutiny on the Bounty: about a ship… I think. Or was it the one where the outlaw was coming into town and no one would help the sheriff?
Gone with the Wind in 60 Seconds - “Frankly my dear, this plot is ridiculous.”
Quest For Cameltoe:
This X-rated cartoon isn’t for the faint of heart.
or
A pervert 's dream is to attend every womens gymnastic event.
The Fat and the Furious:
Heavy people get together on the weekends to see who’s the best whiner.
Quest for Camelard:
Alton Brown goes in search of this mythical ingredient.
“Alright, I know one of you stole my rosebuds.”
“Rosebud…Henri…Westminster”
Palien - A strange & terrifying life-form is discovered on a frozen world & soon infects the body politic.
The Inglorious Case of Benjamin Bastard: He’s got to kill Hitler before he’s too young!
The Brain That Wouldn’t Die Another Day: Bond reanimates part of Dr. Goodhead after a car crash.
A Guy Named Joe Vs. the Volcano: The ghost of a bomber pilot helps a dying hypochondriac learn to enjoy life.