Car Wars:
Luke Skywalker and Beau Solo must rescue Princess Daisy from the evil Sherriff Vader.
Car Trek:
Boldly driving where no ones driven before.
Ownfall. Hitler amuses himself by creating a movie parody.
The Sound of Muesli. Julie Andrews pours some milk on her healthy breakfast cereal, and listens very carefully.
Jurassic Par. Some dinosaurs play golf quite well.
The Term In A Tor. A robot has to spend one semester at a school built on the site of an ancient hill.
Loves Tory. A romantic biopic about David Cameron battlng cancer.
Flan’s Labyrinth - A surreal exploration of the wonders of Spanish custard.
A Simple Planet - Brothers are driven to murder by the prospect of pillaging a rich world.
The Queens - Elizabeth II finds that San Francisco’s nightlife is not at all to her liking.
A Very Short Engagement - Britney Spears dazzles in her dramatic breakthrough role as a woman who marries a French soldier on a whim one weekend during World War I, divorcing him by Monday afternoon.
The Black and Tan Cauldron - British paramilitary goons seize a magical pot.
Forgetting Sarah Palin – A Joe Six Pack plumber, exhausted by overexposure in the media, takes a vacation in Hawaii with unexpected and hilarious results.
The Bridget Jones Dairy
The Man Who Would Be The King: A British Soldier in India becomes an Elvispersonator
Last of the Moe Hiccups: Three Stooges. Title says it all.
Dances With Wolf Blitzer: A television reporter goes off to live with the Indians.
The Boys in the Band from Brazil: A plot to create clones of Hitler reveals a trait of the Fuhrer previously unknown.
WALL-EYE: A species of freshwater fish is one of the few lifeforms left on a despoiled future Earth.
Zombieland Before Time- if there’s one thing scarier than dinosaurs chasing you, it’s dead dinosaurs chasing you.
Hate, Actually - An all-white English ensemble cast appears in this heartwarming comedy about the National Front.
The Parolee of Azkaban - The Ministry of Magic is forced to release Sirius Black due to budget cuts.
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Galaxy Queef* - Howard Stern stars in this grossout sf parody.
The Search for Spork - Admiral James T. Kirk, growing ever larger, demands a hybrid utensil in order to eat more quickly.
Absence of Alice - A defamation lawsuit paralyzes Wonderland.
Did you Hear About the Morgan Freemans?- while in the process of a very nasty divorce Morgan Freeman and his wife witness a mafia hit and have to go into hiding. It’s a road comedy as they have to move around constantly since everybody in the world knows Morgan Freeman; even when latex is applied to make him look like an elderly Mexican woman they still know it’s him as soon as he speaks.
Fragon, Gragon, Hragon: The next three warmed-over rehashed Dragon stories involving Eragon
Iragon:
I figure at the current rate my IRA will be gone in a year.
“The flagon with the dragon contains the pestle with the poison. The chalice in the palace contains the brew that is true.”
Thyme Bandits: A bunch of dwarves attempt to steal God’s spice rack.
Mystic Liver: A detective solves crimes by studying the entrails of animals.
The Sound of Mucus:
The Von Drippe family avoid the Nazis by pretending to have colds.
**The English Patent: ** In WWII, an archeologist is inspired to patent a better burn creme.
Clear and Present Dangerous Minds: A group of underacheiving gang members are recruited by the government to kill the very drug lords they buy their product from.
The Hunt for Pink October - A Soviet sub crew has a fabulous weekend shore leave in San Francisco.
Unclear and Absent Danger - Jack Ryan can’t figure out what to do in response to a vague threat to world peace, so he goes on a whiskey bender.
Red Hannah Storm Rising - A beautiful sportscaster and secret Commie strives to overthrow the U.S. government.
The Mynah Bird of the Kremlin - An annoying talking bird is kept out of Poliburo meetings by order of the Soviet premier, and thus proves useless as an intelligence-gathering tool.
The Sun of All Fears - Even Jack Ryan can’t save America from a supernova.