Any Given Sundae - The highly competitive world of big league frozen desserts is the backdrop of this story when a Tastee Freez opens across the street from a Dairy Queen.
With Six You Get Rickroll - A Chinese restaurant owner fails in his attempt to draw more family business.
Dude: Muad’Dib abides.
Captain Blood Simple - A swashbuckler falls in with two doomed lovers, and zany noir hijinks ensue.
Miller’s Crossing and Uncrossing - Irish gangster is made uncomfortable by a vasectomy infomercial.
The Incredible Shrinking Lebowski - After a lab accident, he’s not so big anymore!
Barton Frink - A delusional screenwriter and Springfield’s finest wacky scientist join forces to fight an obese serial killer.
Burn Before Reading - CIA agents are frustrated by a mixup in orders.
You ROCK! Thanks for the chuckle this morning!
Chani, STFU. STFU Chani!
The Bored Identity: A humdrum secret agent takes out his opponents while wishing for something more exciting.
The Bored Identity:
A man who believes he’s a secret agent finds out he’s actually a insurance claims adjuster.
Arnie: A huge Austrian orphan is adopted by Daddy Warbucks.
(Honestly, wouldn’t you love to hear Arnold sing “Tomorrow?”)
The Strange Case of Benjamin Franklin:
“That’s sure some strange case you got there Ben.”
“I built it myself.”
The Strange Case of Benjamin’s Buttons:
Benjamin finally finds out what happened to all those buttons he lost over the years.
The Strange Case of Benjamin Grimm:
Can a rocky orange “Thing” find true love?
Tank Girl Interrupted: In a post-apocalyptic world, a young woman struggles against confinement in a mental institution.
Alice in Wonderland Doesn’t Live Here Anymore - Alice and her son (from the Mad Hatter) make their way back home.
Cool Hand Luke Skywalker: A Jedi Knight is arrested for destroying parking meters with a lightsaber.
Go Ask Cialis: A young girl gets addicted to male enhancement drugs.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:
Seven little people corner the heroin market
Snow White and the Seven Samurai:
Snow White talks seven samurai into helping her defend a small town against the evil queen.
**Brian’s Song of the South **- An interracial friendship develops between two men set against the backdrop of racially charged Alabama in 1863, as told by “Brer Bryant”.
**The Sixth Sense and Sensibilities **- The characters in this turn-of-the-century-novel-turned-movie has a dreaded sense of foreboding about their existence, as strange and random events occur to each of them.
They realize that they don’t exist, except as printed text in a book!
We may have already gone here but…
The Apes of Wrath: A family of chimpanzees travel to California in search of a better life. Despite the premise of monkeys on a roadtrip, hilarity DOES NOT ensue.
Clue[less] - A murder occurs at a high school prom. Although Stevie Wonder could see who did it, the killer gets away.
No Shit Sherlock: A master detective solves blindingly obvious crimes.
Lolcats of the Navy:
I is in UR Navy doing stuff.
The Hart Locker - A failed presidential candidate looks over old campaign memorabilia, and reminisces.
The John Hurt Locker - An aging but still sprightly British actor looks over programs from plays in which he’s appeared, and reminisces.
The William Hurt Locker - An American actor discusses, in monotone, where he kept his gym shorts in high school. Rated SB for Stupefyingly Boring.