Pretty In Pink, One in the Stink: A real shocker!
King Kong Bundy: A former wrestler terrorizes New York. Famous for the climactic fight atop the Chrysler Building with George “The Animal” Steele.
Agnew of God - A former VP enters a convent to escape prosecutors.
An Officer and a Yentlman - A rambunctious naval officer is enamored by the ship’s rabbi until a night time snorkeling expedition breaks his heart.
A Few Good Men in Black - When an unexplained death involving detained alien from Solaxian 9 occurs at Guantanamo Bay, J and K are called into investigate.
Malcolm JFK: “Black, and to the left!”
Supperman: The Last Son of Krypton branches out into catering.
To Catch a Predator: “Would you mind taking a seat over–WAAGH!”<sound of slashing and a wet thump>
It took me filling my mouth with soda before I got this…damn youse toad…spit soda again…
Honey, I Screwed the Pooch: When a wacky inventor’s latest device explodes, it turns his dog into a leggy supermodel. Shelved by the studio for “Not being Family Friendly.” However copies are said to circulate amongst top management just the same.-
You mean the one where when she’s in heat she reverts into a half-human furry? The first film banned by both the Motion Picture Association of America and PETA.
Lumpy and Johnny Q made me do this one:
**SplashDance: **The sequel to Splash. Unable to survive in Earth’s oceans due to growing pollution and overfishing, Allen and Madison must return to land in order to make a living. Guess how?
Live and Let Die Fledermaus: A mad genius attempts to take over the world with the power of Opera.
What’s New Pussycat? Kill, Kill!!!: A swinging ladies man findzs himself marked for death by his ex girlfriends.
Lawrence of Louisiana – A bored English soldier of fortune decides to teach Cajuns to band together and form a militia to overthrow the White Supremists in the bayou country. One evening while he is bathing in the swamp a Cajun notices how white his skin is and decides to make a sauce piquant out of him. Things get nasty as they try to find a big enough cookpot.
With 14, you get Nadya: The touching story of a widower who marries a woman with 14 kids.
Rated W, for What the F*** is he thinking?
No Country For 12 Angry Men: Anton decides to present his argument directly to the jury…
Don’t Be a Dennis the Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Gin and Juice in The Hood:
Dennis and his family are the only whites in a South Los Angeles neighborhood. Trouble ensues until “D-Rock” puts the pimp hand down on the homies as only he can. He ain’t called “The Menace” for nothin’!
Dennis The Menace 2 Society:
With the help of his new girlfriend Dennis is determined to stop being a menace.
Dennis The Phantom Menace:
Dennis accidentally destroys the Alliance.
Red Dawn of the Dead - After a surprise Russian invasion decimates the U.S. population, a freak solar flare causes the recently killed Americans to rise and seek revenge.
@furryman: Well played, sir. Well played.
That’s hilarious!