The Night of the Deer Hunter - Two children are put on the spot when their widowed mother marries a disturbed Vietnam War vet.
The Night of the Hunger:
I had the munchies at 2 a.m. so I got up to fix something to eat.
Office Space:1999: Disgruntled office workers and a battle over a red stapler set off a chain of events that end with the moon(and it’s moonbase) being blown out of orbit. Guess those TPS reports were important after all.
Big Country for Old Men and The Sea – What starts as a range war develops into a serial killer catching a big fish.
Dunkin’ Master – A struggling martial arts student can’t awaken the true skills of his training until after that first cup of joe and a fresh maple bar.
**You Only Live and Let Die Twice - **Sean Connery vs Roger Moore in the ultimate “Who is the better James Bond?” thriller.
Spoiler Alert: For those whiners in the other thread, and in accordance with the rules of engagement. This is who would win:
Sean. End of Story.
Menace The Dennis:
The evil “Mr. W” is out to kill Dennis. Can anything stop him?!
Dentist the Menace:
Worst. Dentist. Ever.
The Almighty Ducks: Jesus returns to Earth to coach a pee wee hockey team. Anyone mentioning the apocalypse to him comes to a bad end.
Rated B for Blasphemy. Not so much for the subject matter as the quality of the movie itself.
**Angus of God **- An autobiographical rockumentary of AC/DC’s lead guitarist!
The C*cksucker Proxy: A mailroom worker at a sex toy company rises to greatness when he invents the Glory Hole.
One of only 5 movies where theater managers are authorized(nay, required) to use lethal force to keep kids from sneaking in. The infamous X-XP(extreme prejudice) rating.
Attack of the Clowns: A corrupt and decaying republic fights off a robot army with circus performers.
The Lion’s and the Witch’s Wardrobe:
The Lion and the Witch criticize everyone’s fashion sense.
Harriet the Spry:
Very…flexible woman. Rated XXX.
Leonard Skynard, Part 6: Bill Cosby jams with his favorite southern rock group.
**Chocolate Rain: **Tay Zonday is asked to replace Prince during a Revolution reunion.
[del]You know! For k–[/del] Nevermind. Even *I *can’t make that joke.
Oh wait, I guess I just did.
A Streetcar Named Desire Under The Elms – Motorized public transport arrives in a bucolic Pennsylvania Dutch setting as family squabbles brew over the appropriate dress at dinner.
Isn’t that a Doper?
**Sex Toy Story **- A young woman gives up her favorite toy (“Woody”) in favor of a newer, fancier one (“Buzz”)…I can’t go on…the pain is too great…
Platoonic: “Me be just friend with you long time.”
In the Line of Firefox: Guarding the prez is a lot different from the cockpit of a secret Soviet fighter…
The Smell of Music: The Von Trapps get a new nanny who teaches them better hygiene habits.
Dr. Nome - Bond heads to the Arctic Circle when an evil mastermind establishes his secret base in an Alaskan city.
From Russia with Lovehandles - Bond (John Candy) hits the buffet a few times too often.
ThunderRollerBall - Bond (James Caan) must survive a deadly futuristic game to recover a stolen nuclear weapon.
The Spy Who Sort of Had a Crush On Me - Bond feels uncharacteristically shy and never makes a move on an attractive girl.
For Your Eye Only - Bond fools around with one of Q’s gadgets once too often, partially blinds M, and is fired.