What’s Up, Spock? Our favorite emotionally challenged alien’s attempts to win a Federation grant are thrown into chaos when he meets a wacky young woman who prematurely induces Pong Farr in him.
Famos for its last lines:
GIRL: They say Love is never having to say you’re sorry
SPOCK: I find that highly illogical.
**Forever Jung **- A psychiatrist cryogenically frozen awakens to find his theories are considered derivative. He spend the rest of his life dreaming about what was.
**Who’s A-Freud of Virginia Wolf?: **“Martha, you frigid cunt-I mean, pass the salt!”
Batman Forever Young: Micheal Keaton is revived after years only to discover that the franchise has sucked badly for several movies.
Slapchop: An aging hockey player starts hawking kitchen gadgets.
Zorro: The Gay Bladerunner: The Governors’ replicants are crushing the peasants. Who will stop them?
The Mark of Zero: A vigilante uses an old Japanese fighter plane to fight crime.
Less Than Zorro: Our heros drug habit is destroying him.
Watership Down Syndrome: The world is a dangerous place when you’re a…special…rabbit.
Torah Torah Torah: A Japanese fighter pilot converts to Judaism
Not to be confused with The Talmud Guy.
The Third Man:
Before there was the 8th Man there was the 3rd man.
or
"Lupin III searches for Harry Lime’s treasure.
**8 1/2 Heads in a Duffel Bag **- A hitman suffers a “killer’s block” after a bag mix-up at an airport, and spends the rest of the film trying to figure himself out before the mob takes him out.
Hellboy’s In The Hood: Hellboy cleans out south central L.A.
Dial M For Dyslexia: A man wants to poison his wife but is having trouble reading the pill bottles…
Irony Man: Everything Tony does has the opposite effect of what he intended.
Revenge of the Smith: A whiny metalworker is manipulated by a politician to overthrow the government.
Illegal Aliens - A ship bound looking for a cheap source of labor crash lands on the planet Sol 3. The resident species repairs the vehicle, but one female stows away…
Just in time for April Fools its:
Lord of the Rings 2: Electric Bugaloo:
Merry and Pippin decide to stage a musical.
Woodstock: At long last, a full length feature all about Snoopy’s bird friend.
Viva Los Alamos: Elvis plays a rockin’ 50’s atomic scientist. Features the hit singles, “Atom and Eve,” “Megaton O’ Fun,” and “Armegeddon Married.”
Or the never-published sequel to The Hobbit, The Hobbit in Outer Space.
Slingblades of Glory: Stranz and Fairchild return from prison to exact vengeance on Chazz and Jimmy
Mariachi, Full of Grace: A traditional Mexican folk band become drug mules. Hilarity ensues when they cross paths with a group of hitmen using a similar disguise.
The beachy head a young American played by Leonardo DiCaprio is travelling around the world when he comes across a map which leads him and 2 friends on a whirlwind adventure featuring drug dealers, vicious sharks and the meaning of life and finally death over the white cliffs of a sleepy East Sussex town.
Or, something else…
A History of Violins: A small town man can’t escape his legacy of orchestral music when suspicious visitors appear claiming to be old band mates…
The Full Monty Python and the Meaning of Life: behind the scenes documentary of the gay orgies that took place during the making of the film.