Erogon:
Cute, sexy, busty female dragon inducts young man into adulthood. Rated “F” for furry.
Last of the Melungeons – not satisified with the genocides of other garden variety racial groups, a band of Skinheads go after some hard to find and hard to identify mountain folk.
**Land of the Lost Boys **- A family gets transported back to Transylvania of the 1800s, and encounters their ancestors, who happen to be vampires.
Spoiler Alert!
Will Ferrell gets attacked by real vampires on set and dies, ending a series of bad movies COMING to a theater near you
Dos Boot – A German Submarine encounters computer problems deep in the Atlantic.
Thunderballs - James Bond finally reveals the reason women find him so irresistable.
Under Her Majesty’s Secret Service - Bond must go spelunking when an evil genius tunnels beneath MI6’s headquarters.
Freddy Got Goldfingered - Tom Green takes the 007 franchise in a surreal but relentlessly unfunny direction.
You Only Live Thrice - Despite the best possible medical care, Bond finds he still has only a third as many lives as the average housecat.
Diamonds are Temporary - Bond must stop a mad scientist who has invented a ray which dissolves diamonds, threatening to undermine the South African economy, and oh, the hell with it.
Mas Put - The first submarine deployed by the Mexican Navy has a “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy that comes under fire when some of the seamen explode under pressure.
Rated M for “Maria”
Least of the Mohicans: the story of “Sits On Couch” the laziest Mohican in the tribe.
The Teen Commandmants: “Thou Shalt Not Squeal” and “Thou Shalt Rebel against Conformity In The Exact Same Way As Everyone Else” are but two of the edicts handed down by the cool kids in this high school epic.
Cosa Nostradamus: The future will unfold according to his predictions OR ELSE! Alternate tagline: Nice future you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
Darth Passage: While recovering from his transition to Vader, Anakin Skywalker hides out at Obi Wan’s ex girlfriend’s house and plots revenge on his enemies.
I’d watch this.
The Big Red Nun: She may be married to God, but she fights for the proletariat!
The Scotsman: The classic song is now a full length motion picture. Rated R for Ring Ding Diddle Iddle I de O.
The Onion Filed - Gritty drama about life in a clerk of court’s office during a high-profile cop-killer case.
The Tiny Easy - A shrink-ray makes crooked New Orleans cops especially hard to catch.
Speedier - In this high-tech sequel, a runaway bus is fitted with warp drive.
The Last Girl Scout - A hard-boiled female cop gets to the bottom of shady goings-on in professional women’s soccer.
In the Line of “You’re Fired!” - The Secret Service brings in Donald Trump when budget problems lead to downsizing.
Dragonball ZZZ:
I don’t know what it’s about cause I fell asleep.
Master Baiters of the Universe:
All about fishing…what did you think it was about?
Sexual Predator: An extraterrestrial with high-tech gear begins stalking groups of big, well-muscled soldier types. Especially ones with big guns…
Backdraft to the Future - Marty and Doc must travel back in time to prevent a fire in Chicago, despite the presence of a corrupt administration.
I believe you mean Drag*-On *Ball ZZZ.
Star Trek: Worst Contact: The Borg encounter the Paklids. Despite a message from the Federation encouraging them to assimilate the Paklids, The Borg refuse to do so.
Trek Wars: The question of which space opera is better will finally be answered. No actual action, but lots of charts and graphs.
Eragonball Z:
The scene where Saphira transforms into a Super Saiyan is incredible.