You’ve been here almost a decade and you think *that *was so offensive it needed a spoiler tag?
Norma Rae, Is That You?: In the middle of giving the union-rallying speech at the factory, Norma Rae suddenly comes out as a lesbian. Starring Angelina Jolie as Norma Rae, Zoe Saldana as her lover, and Cedric the Entertainer and Lynn Whitfield as her parents. No penis will ensue but there’s hot lesbian action.
Hashi-mon: A couple of stoners remember the same events differently.
Ran AWAY!!!: An aging shogun divides his kingdom amongst his family, only to be attacked by a horde of killer rabbits.
Ikeelu. When a middle-aged Tokyo bureaucrat is diagnosed with cancer, he dedicates the remaining year of life to improving the world by murdering people he doesn’t like.
Spaceship Down - a colony of rabbits on Mars seeks out a new home, braving danger and attacks from other space rabbits along the way.
Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence Welk: An allied prisoner is considered a traitor when he organizes big band entertainment for his Japanese jailors.
I Robot: In the year year 2035, Detective Del Spooner is called in to investigate the murder of local dance instructor who was trying to revive this 70’s dance craze.
Black Pitch: Ruthless mercenaries battle a monster that pours sticky tree sap on its enemies, ruining their clothes and being a real pain to wash off.
It’s a Blunderfull Life: Incompetent Uncle Billy survives on the kindness of others.
The Pink Panzer: The story of the wackiest tank in the German Army.
John Carpenter’s The Thing That You Do: An arctic research station is the scene of terror and paranoia when an outsider brings in a single from an early-60’s one-hit wonder.
If it was a Tiger tank, it could be crewed by Sigfried and Roy. Of course, you could have called the movie The Pink Panther and still been just as accurate.
The Maruchan Candidate:
The head of a large ramen company runs for president.
or
Can anyone stop a conspiracy to kill the president of a large ramen company?
The Men Who Stare at Oats: The true story of the Quaker Oats man, his early years, and his murderous rampage through Guatemala.
Knight Club: A man who may or may not exist starts an underground jousting league
Dr. Giggles and the Women: A psychopathic son of a doctor moves to Texas to become a OB/GYN.
**Shall We Dance Dance Revolution?: **A bored estate attorney buys a video game.
Troy Story: The Iliad as depicted by childrens’ playthings
Don’t forget the Very Special Episode where Roy gets run over by his own tank.
You mean like in post #807?