Gah!!! Withdrawn.
Julius Squeezer: Shakespeare’s classic tragedy performed entirely by a cast of boa constrictors
Tulane Blacktop: The existential story of competing tailgate parties outside a college football stadium.
Orange Julius Caesar. Et tu, Jamba-Juicé?
No Ado About a Very Big Thing Indeed: Bantering aristocrats fail to notice the approach of their impending doom
Krakatoa, Lots Of Java:
Mr. Krakatoa has drunk too much coffee and he’s about to explode! Watch out!
The Abysmal: semi-documentary tale of a meglomanical director who films an undersea movie in an actual underwater habitat/set, and the gradual decay of morale that sets in in cast and crew.
Run, Lolita, Run: Well, you know why.
The Stig: The untold story of the Top Gear mascot.
Omlet-The Prince of Denmark is made to give up ham by a ghostly ovo-lactarian walking about Elsinore castle.
Run, Little Lotta, Run: Well, you know why.
The Afroman Who Would Be King: He was going to usurp the throne, but then he got high
Mother, Jugs and Crank: An independent ambulance company discovers that some of its “pickups” are dying 24 hours after they have been delivered to the hospital. Is it conspiracy? Coincidence?
50 Cent as Mother
Jennifer Love Hewitt as Jugs
Jason Statham as Crank.
**Beverly Hills Kindergarten Cop: ** Axel Foley has to go undercover as an elementary school teacher for spoiled little rich kids.
Run, Lola Falana, Run: Well, you know why.
The Last Three-Day Bender: A young child with mythical drinking skills must defeat an evil overlord in an epic game of quarters.
Riblet: the story of Hamlet’s little-known brother who gets the throne, the wealth, everything.
Man In Black: Johnny Cash works as an agent patrolling the Earth, forcing aliens to walk the line.
The Wired Bunch: An old west gang of bank-robbers botches the job after too much coffee makes them jittery.
Last Woman on Earth: A plague kills every human except for a woman scientist.
I would tell you how it ends, but I value my anatomy.