I did it all for the mookie
C’mon
The mookie
C’mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Some more practical advice: get a job in a busy restaurant or bar. Those places are freaking flesh emporiums. I’ve never gotten laid so much in my entire life, or so often, as I did when I was a waiter. 
Bookstore’ll do that, too. Just sayin’.
But watch out for paper cuts.
Not much surprises me on these boards anymore, but this does.
So the Starbucks in the corner at Barnes & Noble is hookup city, then?
Yeah, we all know what Axeis about. What is this? Who are they marketing this stuff to? That’s what I first thought.
I miss the Zest commericals. Now that’s a real product. Thank you P&G.
Keep it PG.
IIRC, the key demographic for Axe is 12/13 year olds lol
and chill out everyone. I wasn’t completely serious lol.
If anything this is positive. Being single enables me to sit around in my own hairy stink when I’m alone in my apartment far more often. And really, I derive a weird pleasure from doing that after I work out/play rugby.
Bingo.
Ask yourself what women want in a man and start working towards meeting those desires. This is not that difficult, really. Most women like well groomed and well dressed guys. So dress with care and pride, keep clean and maintain a good hair style. Women say they like fit men: eat well, lose weight and hit the gym.
Women like fun guys. Work on it.
Hang out with people you know and your social life will expand. The more people you meet the better your odds (yes, getting laid is about meeting as many women as possible) of hooking up.
Simple things, but they must be performed by you.
Getting laid isn’t that difficult; meeting a keeper is the challenge.
Mate, I wrote a whole chapbook about pickups at the Starbucks in Barnes & Noble.
Sex is like air.
It is only important if you aren’t getting any.
Yep, you’re depressed. Lack of sex/relationships is just another thing to beat yourself up about, furthering your downward spiral.
Cognitive therapy really does work. Please get some help, because it sounds like you are really struggling.
Also - a lot of people have trouble with meeting people, dating, sex, relationships. You’re not alone, and I doubt it’s because you are inferior or unattractive to everyone. I have a bunch of female friends with such trouble - virgins in their mid-20s, or haven’t been laid in years, or never had a serious relationship which they deeply desire, etc - and to a woman (while they’re all nerdy and lacking in self-confidence and the social/flirting skills that make this stuff easier), they are all attractive, interesting people and it doesn’t make much sense that they would be alone when they don’t want to be. Life isn’t fair and it doesn’t always make sense. BUT it is possible to go out and get what you want. Again, CBT can help with this. You need someone to help you come up with solutions to your problems.
Do they sell it at the Starbucks in Barnes & Noble.
gasp
wheeze
Shit, man - I’m not getting laid either, you don’t see me whining about it. Go do something worthwhile - read a good book, volunteer somewhere, get a hobby, whatever.
If you actually, genuinely want to get laid at some point, sitting around feeling sorry for yourself won’t help. In fact, I can’t think of any worthwhile goal that you can advance by sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself.