you’re a negligent parent whose children deserve to be removed from your custody.
Yesterday, I went to a barbecue at a friend’s house (my apologies to those recently blighted by blizzards) and we were sitting on the front porch, enjoying our chicken and knocking back a few cold ones. My friend lives on the corner, on a rather busy road- high speed limit, constant traffic to the interstate on-ramp a few blocks up, generally a bad place for both children and animals.
Suddenly someone notices a chihuahua playing in traffic. In the short time it took me and a friend to run to the road, it narrowly dodged a half dozen passing cars. The dog is skittish, so just when we’ve got him cornered and I try to pick him up, he bolts out into traffic again. We chase it across the road, and as far from the traffic as we can, and finally manage to lure him over so we can look at his collar. The address on it is the house directly across the busy road from my friend’s house. We knock on the door, which is slightly ajar, and return the dog to its owner, telling her he had been running out in the road. She takes him without even a thank you, acting like we’re being rude by saving her dog from certain death.
We return to my friend’s porch rather disgruntled, and she begins telling us how the parents in that house let their children (even toddlers) play unsupervised in the front yard (even though they have a fenced-in back yard) and that the children often cross the (very busy) street alone. At that moment, a boy of about 3 and a girl maybe 10 years old start playing out front- he riding a tricycle and she a scooter. As we’re watching, the little boy rides his trike right off the sidewalk and into the street- directly in the path of oncoming cars. All of us girls on the porch start screaming, and several of us jump up intending to save this little boy, but luckily the girl heard us screaming and managed to yank him out of the street before an SUV could flatten him.
So, to you worthless parents, I’m going to call Child Services and report you as the miserable, negligent scumbags you are. Guess what? If you’re too fucking lazy or busy to sit out front with your kids to make sure they don’t become roadkill, let them play in the fucking fenced in backyard. And if, for some reason, the backyard isn’t safe for them to play in, keep the damn kids in the house. Better to be bored and SAFE than unsupervised and DEAD, fuckwit! Maybe you could give them a book or two to occupy themselves, so they don’t turn out to be ignorant fuckers like you.
Bastards.