“I got hos in area codes…”
or if I’m in a classier crowd,
“They have not taken me alive! This war is BEGUN!”
I would like to walk up on stage with one of the faith-healer frauds (what’s his face? Benny Hinn?) and when he laid his hands on me
AAARRRRGGGG!!!
Plunk.
Aw, man! That would be great.
Aurë entuluva!
Yeah, mine’s most likely going to be something like, “Oh shit.” Or, “I did not see that one coming.”
Hmmm, “Rosebud” maybe? Or perhaps “My god, it’s full of stars.”? Naah. Knowing me, it’d likely be something like “Hey! Can ya keep it down? I’m trying to sleep here.”
“Don’t let it end like this… tell them I said something.”
:eek:
I would beckon the nearest loved one to my side and whisper in his or her ear, “Don’t eat the brown M&Ms.”
Weren’t his actual last words probably more like “What truck?”
“Ya know, nurse, a quick knob job would make this a lot easier…”
“Either my watch has stopped, or …”
“The forty million dollars are buried under a giant W…”
“It’s all for you, Damien!”
Carry on a short conversation with someone who ain’t there and see how many get the reference:
“What?..”
“Sorry, I don’t care what the timer says, you’re early…”
“You know, I’ve never heard anyone speak in capital letters before…”
BEEEEEEEEEEP…
“Flexible Flyer!”
Yep… twas a one-page gag in Mad based on creator Bill Gaines’ game with his wife Annie.
“That must’ve looked funny as hell from where you’re standing”
“I see a white light… A figure is approaching… It’s Cthulu! AIIIEEE!!”
my friend used to joke that he would be an english teacher when he gets older and one day he would point at an obnoxious student and say “you! you talk too much!” then snap his own neck.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation holodeck:
“Computer, end program.”