I was at All Things Scottish, where I saw Billy Connolly and Rowdy Roddy Piper eating haggis. Piper had just purchased a new kilt, and posters featuring Scotty from Star Trek and the janitor from the Simpsons. The lead singer of Jesus Jones came in and asked if anyone had seen the Lochness monster. This prompted Connolly into a half-English, half-Gaelic rant, which ended with a few lewd sounding quips about bagpipes. Then, some obscure track from Sunshine on Leith began playing on the store PA system. This prompted Connolly to remark that the smart kids at Fillmore High listened to the Proclaimers all the time, yet none of them were as brilliant as the philosopher David Hume.
Then Victoria Jackson entered the store and asked if they had any leprechauns.