This whole subject was off-putting to begin with, but now people are talking about weasels and ducks.
That’s just sick.
Plus, the OP is getting ripped off. Those animals should cost like $20 or $30 each. If that.
Shoot, I’m feeling some affection for Chessic right now, and I don’t even know how much money he makes.
Yakuza, why don’t you put together a business plan and start your own escort service? You’d have somewhere to invest your disposable income and you could deduct your own use of the escorts as overhead.
I think perhaps your brain is already operating at a sub-optimal level. I can’t quite decide if that means you need to spend more of your income on prostitutes or not.
It’s really the percentage of income that’s boggling me, not the prostitute part. I’d be just as boggled if you were spending half your (low) income on fishing, or cutting garden topiary, or ANYTHING that you had nothing to show for it at the end of the month. Not a savings account, not a nicer apartment, a reputation as a generous donor at the soup kitchen, not anything that tells me you’re a guy interested in anything other than right now. Perhaps it’s the fact that you’re sending that vibe, that you’re only in it for the moment, is what makes you not attract women who are saying you can’t attract.
I’m the farthest thing from a material girl (I left a middle class college prof husband for an unemployed disabled old guy), and your attitude turns me off.
Or maybe you haven’t even tried to attract the women you’re saying you can’t attract. Maybe you’ve let The Man brainwash you into thinking you’re nothing but a loser who can’t attract women like that. Maybe you haven’t even tried. Yeah, I think that’s a lot more likely.
Wake up. You’re *better *than this. Don’t let those assholes in the world convince you that you’re not worth more than this in life. Prove them wrong. Be a real man, and get some goals that extend past next month. God (since you brought Him up) did not put you on this earth to stop growing, stop exploring and expanding and stop becoming a better you. Do you think this behavior glorifies God? Do you think these are the choices he’d be the happiest with you making?
So far, God has only provided you with the little life you have, because that’s all the man you’ve made of yourself. Make a better man of yourself, and God will provide you with a much richer life - financially and spiritually and physically.
Start a checklist.
But will she be free?
That’s disgusting. How does that leave you any money left for sex?
U don’t have 2 refer to escorts as animals that should be sild for cheap. That is morally wrong unless u know for certain that the escort is a bitch
This is also a great idea!
The Super Checklist of Everything We Could Possibly Ask For in an Opinion Thread
-OP whose opinion is in opposition to the general population of the SDMB
-An opportunity to fight ignorance
-Well-meaning posters who compose thoughtful advice for the OP
-Snarky posters who provide intelligent comic relief
-OP (or contributing poster) justifies opinion by means that don’t come anywhere near justification of the opinion
-Underlying Issues®
-Hookers
-Suggestions that OP (or contributing poster) obtain psychological evaluations and/or counseling
Surely I am missing more, but this is definitely a start to a perfect thread.
I take back that other “like.” I like this one much, much better!
Its not that I’ve given up on life or settlrd for less, its just that I’m making the best of all that I can get. It would be delusional 4 me 2 think there is any way I can improve my life before the next decade. As far as “The Man” tricking me into thinking I am less of a person, this is not true. If anything, “The Man” wants 2 trick me into thinking that escorts are evil so that a good guy like me won’t have a woman in my life at all. And I do plan for the future, as u can see, I plan on moving up in management at the retail store I work at over the next 10 years
I don’t see what’s wrong with a low-income guy getting an Escort. It’s a reliable car, and you can get a good finance deal these days.
Wrap it up, people; we’re done here!
I have a live-in man so I get the sex for free. 
So “The Man” doesn’t want a good guy like you to have a woman in his life; however, “The Man” wants you to have a job? :dubious:
That’s devious! 
See here’s the thing. If a woman is being paid to be with you and NOT have sex, then she may be an escort. If you then have sex with that escort, she becomes a prostitute. This is not evil, but it IS illegal in most states of the Union. ‘The Man’ frowns upon illegal acts. ‘The Man’ puts people in jail for committing certain illegal acts. Prostitution is an illegal act.
And if you were such a ‘good guy’, you wouldn’t need to pay for sex.
Checklist Item
-Someone states the obvious in a way that is pertinent on the surface but can be construed as either sarcastic or even cruel depending on the reader.
Careful. That may be too theoretical for Yakuza to understand.
I don’t understand the controversy. Spend your money any way you like.
I’ll add that if you can’t get sex for less than the cost of an escort, you must be suffering from some horrible disfiguring condition, or you need to work on your personality. If you prefer sex with hookers, again, spend your money any way you like.
…but it’s not the opinion he *thinks *is in opposition. Check
Really, there are very few people on the Dope vocally opposed to prostitution. Almost none of them on moral grounds. If he was looking to outrage church ladies, he’s [del]trolling the wrong bridge[/del] barking up the wrong prostitute.
It does give us all a better idea of guys who associate with escorts..