Nothing ruins a birthday more than bad grammar

So apparently a doc at the hospital is turning 40 today. How do I know this? His department decided to put various flyers throughout the area he is likely to roam through today.

“If you see Dr X, wish him a happy birthday!”
“It’s not so bad, your only 40”
“Your not so old!”

Grrr.

Your getting upset over nothing.

I’m with you, gigi. But what’s wrong with the first one?

Nothing. They did OK there, and then it descended into hell.

But may be Im just a spoilsport.

40 is the knew 30.

I know there is a difference between ignorance and a typo, but it’s still funny how Gaurdere’s law works.

Must be one of them there fix you up places that don’t hold with that fancy book-learnin’.

Innit tho?

Sometimes it goes whooshing by.

There is a pizza place down the street that a) makes a kick-ass pie, and b) has a sign-obsessed owner. The place is covered with them – everything from the daily specials to ones letting you know you’re on camera.

I counted one day while I was waiting for them to make my pizza – 44 separate apostrophe errors.

Daily Special’s
No Bike’s In The Store
Smile For The Camera’s

Gaaaaa! :smack:

I can think of things that might ruin a birthday more than bad grammar. A ninja could show up, throw your cake in your face, and make off with all your presents.

Is there one that says, “Your on camera” ?

We had those posted at work a few months ago. I was new, and afraid to tell the store manager that he had made 20 incorrect signs!

I got a wedding invite that said “Your invited”

The person who wrote it was a graphic designer. :smack:

I was in a new jewelry store in the mall - they specialize in trendy pieces - apparently “braselets” are really hot this year because they had many cases with many signs. :rolleyes:

The pirates would prevent that.

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By making off with all the presents first. :smiley:

And eating the pie, of course.