So apparently a doc at the hospital is turning 40 today. How do I know this? His department decided to put various flyers throughout the area he is likely to roam through today.
“If you see Dr X, wish him a happy birthday!”
“It’s not so bad, your only 40”
“Your not so old!”
There is a pizza place down the street that a) makes a kick-ass pie, and b) has a sign-obsessed owner. The place is covered with them – everything from the daily specials to ones letting you know you’re on camera.
I counted one day while I was waiting for them to make my pizza – 44 separate apostrophe errors.
Daily Special’s
No Bike’s In The Store
Smile For The Camera’s
I can think of things that might ruin a birthday more than bad grammar. A ninja could show up, throw your cake in your face, and make off with all your presents.
I was in a new jewelry store in the mall - they specialize in trendy pieces - apparently “braselets” are really hot this year because they had many cases with many signs. :rolleyes: