and other questions your girlfriend asks you to drive you nuts.
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Do I look fat? or Have I gained weight?
I’ve never actually asked a guy these, but I hear they hate it!
What do you think of my new haircut? colour?
She puts you on the spot with:
“What do you think of _____'s hair?” (who is right there)
You hope they were just saying how AWFUL it looks short, then think that’s too honest, so settle for “it will grow out again, I guess”.
Later, when she cuts off two years’ growth of her own hair, and you’re stunned, she says “But you said you LIKED ____'s haircut!”
Please refer to Zeeshan’s thread about the hair thing comment.
Girl: Notice anything different?
Boy: Yes, your ass doesn’t block the whole TV now.
How does this outfit look?
(Ooh, I know! I’ve already been asked this one today!)
Looks great.
Plead the fifth and back away slowly if she asks “Does this make me look fat?”
There is no other option in this situation…
Holding up two different outfits, one in each hand, and asking: “Which one do you think I should wear tonight, honey? No, really. Which one do I look best in?”
I learned. The hard way. Never, never, never ask hubby this question again. :rolleyes:
Honey do you think she is prettier that I am?
Seriously, Do you think I have gained weight? I promise I won’t get mad just tell me. (yeah right…never fall for this one guys just smile and walk off)
Honey, do you think my butt is too big?
Are you going to wear that???
I want to break my husbands neck every time I hear that.Last time I checked nice jeans and a blouse wear proper attire for the nice places he takes me.At least I’m not in a t-shirt like him
this isn’t really about looks, but i think the question “what are you thinking” is pretty daunting.
“Who’s porn is this?”
and “where did all these empty vodka bottles come from?”
Do you like her?
::pokes crew::
She had her name changed to a capital Z.
–Tim
was your ex better than me?
Gee, friedo, you look better without your glasses
Yeah, you look better without my glasses, too.
“I bet you don’t know why I’m mad at you.”
‘Do you know what today is?’ ‘Do you remember that time when…?’