http://www.theonion.com/video/scientists-successfully-teach-gorilla-it-will-die,17165/
So wrong. So very, very wrong.
I like the next video, too - “Stouffers to Include Suicide Prevention Tips on Single Serve Microwavable Meals.” Possibly even wronger.
I recommend their Macaroni And Cheese Single. Fills you up and puts a glow on tomorrow. Tasty, too.