Those sorts of things happen outside of pornos?
:eek:
Olentzero, you have given me a reason to live.
Hmmmm…£20 left in the bank, and I gotta pay my rent bill in ten days. Lessee, where can I get some money fast? Gotta think, gotta think…
“Hello, is this the Globe and Mail press office?” :D:D:D:D:D
Only kidding, matt_mcl!
Olentzero: You’re happily married and through sheer luck you find yourself plied with dope and booze and surrounded by naked women. Yours truly, on the other hand, is unhappily married, is looking at at least the next seven months without sex, and last saw a naked woman in the fashion section of The Independent three weeks ago. Further proof, if it was actually needed, that Life Ain’t Fair.
hmm…
Olent goes to lesbo strip show with audience participation. Only guy there. Says he can now die happy. Braggart.
:: shoots Olent::
Happy?
(we need a jealousy smiley)
Olentzero…could you post that again…but this time type real s l o w.
You lucky bastard.
Hot damn.
Olentzero, you’re gonna have to call me up the next time they throw a party. I’ll drive over and join you in showing solidarity. Yeah, that’s it - solidarity. 