E.T. Porn. Yep E.T. Porn. Yes indeed I said E.T. Porn.
What is the story with some people???
Yeah I’m sure it’s been posted about here before but still ET PORN!!!
Does it have Drew Barrymore in it?
That’s one of the rules of the internet: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. Do yourself a favor and do not dig any further, lest you find Calvin and Hobbes slash fiction.
The corollary of this is that no matter who you are or what your situation is, you’re somebody’s fetish.
Is this person female and how can I meet them if they are?
Picky, aren’t you?
What? It’s not like I said they had to be bipedal. 
Promises Promises
And to think I was feeling a tad bit depressed this morning. Now I’m happy to know there is someone much worse off than me.
Heh. I went to find a link. Enjoy:
(TOTAL NSFW) http:// www .filecabi.net /video/et-sex.html
Is that some sort of bicycle fetish reference?
Could Tuckerfan be the drunken Scotsman?
Did you see the Dalek porn that came out a couple of years ago?
Oh Lord. And I thought Wild Thornberrys porn was bad. (No, I haven’t looked it up. I WILL NOT Google “Wild Thornberrys porn”.)
oh gosh, this just might come close to amusing me as much as (live action! really!) pterodactyl porn.